Real Name: Rev. Jonathan Derek McMahon
Nicknames: Jon, Johnny, J-Mac (by Greg B. only), Mac, Jon-boy, JB (Long Story), Big Mac, Johnathan (Thanks to Bowling and Furman), Jonny Bear and Stormy.
Approximate Territory of Residence: Virginia Beach, VA
Age: 22, and the birthday is 3/26/81...and ya'll better not forget!
Likes: Michele Baseball, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Farting around AIM group chat w/ the NEW peeps, The Simpsons, Tool, Music, Movies, Talking on AIM w/ Marlena, Nookie (not the song), writing, playing bass, Jeff Hardy, the WRESTLING skill of Shannon Moore and Shane Helms, Y2J, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, A.J. Styles, NWA TNA, RoH, my friends, music, Michele, and collecting wrestling action figures.
Dislikes: Assholes, liars, hypocrisy, narrow-mindedness, rap (most, I like Dre and Eminem, plus some Nas), Limp Bizkit (except the first album), Konnan, most ICP stuff, boy bands, people who get annoyed too easily, spam (both kinds), Britney Spears (cute body, annoying singing), people who like a band for only ONE song (I see it all the freakin' time), chick flicks, Carson Daly, The Strokes (I want to beat Julian Casablancas with a baseball bat), The Used, The Vines, Triple H, Duane Gates, The All-American Rejects, The New York Yankees, and almost everything on MTV.
The Music: A Perfect Circle, Ben Folds Five, Better Than Ezra, Silverchair, Fuel, Godsmack, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Oleander, Creed, Incubus, Tool, Orgy, One Minute Silence, Radiohead, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Bush, Deftones, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, 3 Doors Down, Vertical Horizon, VAST, Splender, Train, Slipknot, System of a Down, Kittie, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam (everything up to "Vitalogy", and 2 tracks from "Binaural"), Our Lady Peace, The Cure, Spineshank, Mudvayne, Cold, Collective Soul, Linkin Park, Staind, Sugar Ray, Robbie Williams, Oasis, Sevendust, Adema, Flaw, Mushroomhead, Saliva, Tenacious D, Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, Nickelback, Professional Murder Music, Boy Hits Car, Drowning Pool (R.I.P. Dave), Ill Nino, Coal Chamber, Smashing Pumpkins, Chevelle, Course of Nature, Earshot, Disturbed, Stone Sour, Ours, The Calling, 12 Stones, Nine Days, Theory Of A Deadman, Soul Asylum, Injected, Mad at Gravity, The Juliana Theory, TRUSTcompany, Eminem, Snake River Conspiracy, Alien Ant Farm, Dope, Murderdolls, Thursday, Abandoned Pools, 3rd Strike, Five Pointe Oh, Queens Of The Stone Age, Evanescence, 36 Crazyfists, Trapt, Finger Eleven and Tantric.
The Bold represents my all time faves.
The Movies: Fight Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Yellow Submarine, 8MM, Army of Darkness, Halloween 3, The Matrix, Empire Records, Spaceballs, Little Shop of Horrors, The Wall, The Usual Suspects, Waiting For Guffman, American History X, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Austin Powers 1, 2, and 3, Blair Witch Project 1 & 2, Gone in 60 Seconds, Videodrone, eXisTenZ, The Talented Mr. Ripley, LA Confidential, Ravenous, The Crow, Spawn, Pulp Fiction, There's Something About Mary, Resident Evil, Blade, Best In Show, Evil Dead 1 & 2, American Pie, Queen of the Damned, The Hunger, and Interview With The Vampire
The Woman Behind Me: Michele...and I'm gonna marry that gal, y'know.
The Shoutouts:
Michele - I love you VERY much...and I don't think I can be without you. I think you know that by now though.
Brian & Tom - We are the DDA! On top of that, I miss you fools. Take care of yourselves for me, and don't let your lives fall apart without telling me first.
Marlena - I still don't understand the potato thing :-\
Clint - SHOCKER!
Trey - So lemme get this straight...you're NOT Nicolae?!
Val - *gives you cookie*
Katie - SLURPEES! The only thing better than that is Hi-V.
Jamie - Fo' Shizzle fizzle nizzle bo-bizzle. Seriously. I have no idea what I just said.
Eck - Thanks for not peeing on the side of the movie theater.
Jeff - You third wheel...
Emilio - X.I., baby...we're still the #1 team.
Pete - Jaxx! Jaxx! Jaxx!
The Food: Living in Lodi has made me realize one thing. Just about anything Michele's Uncle Johnny cooks...RULES. Especially his chicken cordon bleu.
The Song Lyric:
Get the fuck out, stay the fuck out
It makes me sick (I'm alright)
Slit wrist theory, stains us all...
Lace me up, lace me up
I'm still looking for these angels in the snow..."
~36/crazyfists - 'slit/wrist/theory'~
Contact Info:
E-Mail: Click Here.
ICQ: 72754473
AIM XxStylesClashxX
Yahoo!: anaang1627
