will one day become: associate fashion editor for vogue magazine

but only if she doesn't first become: president of the official transnational x-files fan club, boasting over 500,000 members

love her because: she can do a good impression of yin's dimples; she flew to l.a. for a weekend to meet gillian andersen; she is the only other person who knows how to sing the theme song for 'nanny and the professor'; all i have to say is "i don't like the chips" and she bursts out laughing

sad but true: guys would try to become friends with me, just so they could get in good with candice. though she never liked any of them, i'd still stay friends with them.

will one day become: a foreign ambassador for the united nations

but only if he doesn't first become: obsessed with his new italian wife's mob connections

love him because: he gets hkis inside jokes; when he hears the name "shakespeare", he doesn't think of english literature...; his dad eats from the large jar of kimchi they keep in the fridge; he knows what "zhun zhu" is and he's NOT from hong kong; he is admittedly a conformist; dude, he's samoan!

sad but true: one night, he and a friend stayed up til five in the morning looking at funny (ie. dirty) cartoons on the internet.

the sad part is: i was that friend.

will one day become: united states supreme court justice

but only if she doesn't first become: carson's co-host on mtv's "trl"

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