since i was very young i had these strange bumps in my ears... it felt a bit like a bb was lodged in the middle of my earlobes but i never got shot in either ear with a bb gun, let alone both...
i sort of ignored it except to fiddle with it absentmindedly from time to time...
then i got to thinking, what if its an alien implant...
now, you have to realize that this was long before i realised that i was a member of an alien race sent to earth to act as an embassador, so i was a bit disturbed by this...
i asked all my friends if any of them had little bumps but none did... when i let other people check them out they got kinda grossed out so i mostly forgot about it...
then came the point where i got my left ear pierced... lo and behold, once pierced the bump seemed to move to a slightly different spot...
my attempt to destroy the alien implant had failed...
i then began to stretch my ear and the bump seemed to move further and then disappear altogether...
strange...
then i pierced my right ear and the same thing happened... first the bump shifted slightly away from the hole and then once my ear was stretched, the bump disappeared altogether...
now that i know that it must have been an implant i realize that the alien technology must be equipped to defend itself when threatened... they rightly percieved my ear piercings as a threat to their integrity and so moved to avoid harm... then, when the ears began to reshape from the stretching they must have given up their posts to tunnel deeper into my body to find safer posts...
as for the function of these implants i can only guess.... tracking devices, data retrieval units, communication devices, self destruct mechanisms, or possibly even mind controlling devices...
i am fairly sure that the implants are of alien origin as i dont believe that the military industrial governmental complex yet has this sort of technology, but to rule this possibilty out completely would be folly as one must never underestimate the enemy...
if the implants are alien, i must discover whether they are soylien or carnitarian in origin... i tend to think that they are carnitarian devices as my natural instinct was to pierce my ears and thus disrupt the function of the devices... had they been a soylien apparatus i would have been motivated to keep them from harm...
indeed, my whole fixation with body piercing may be a subconscious attempt to disrupt the unkown function of these implants...
its a well known fact that people with body piercings and metal jewelry are significantly less likely to be abducted and are also better protected against alien and/or government mind control rays... (hence the aluminum foil hats)
so maybe the function of piercings is multifold...