im on to you, you pig fuckers...

so i think that the government has been tampering with my psychological well being via a secret chemical compound dispenser in my shower head... they know that i got my tits pierced and that ill be taking lots of showers so its psychoactive drugs and cleanliness for me...
damn...
ill have to go buy a shower cap...
damn damn...
maybe i could just get a full latex outfit with the places that my piercings are cut out, that way i could clean the important bits and it would be less surface area for the mind control drugs to seep into my pores...
hmmm...
im going to start leaving my house as little as possible...
school, groceries, concerts... maybe rent some videos... i dont think i could survive without going to the movies, but itll have to be incognito...
must get out to the thrift store and build myself a better disguise...
youre all out to get me and i know it... where the fuck did i put my aluminum foil hat...
snarf... ...