Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 11 Public Service Health Message

Garfield was in his quarters reading his favorite magazine, "Hot Women, Weight Lifting, Big Guns and Lasagna" when he heard mighty big ruckus. It was coming from other rooms so Garfield went to check it out with curious catness.

"Quarians are better than Geth we will beat you all!" Screamed Tali.

"No Geth are better we are going to kill all Quarians!" Shouted Legion.

Legion and Tali were fighting with prejudice over whose has better culture and peoples.

"SILENCE." Roared Garfield with mediation.

"Garfield Geth are evil I cannot work with them." Said Tali with stubbornness.

"Quarians are all same, dumb and stupid." Said Legion with racism.

Garfield looked at both of them and then thought of brilliant idea to make them realize values of all peoples.

"That is enough of this racism I will teach you how to value eachother. You must make love with each of intimate sexuality." Said Garfield with great knowledge.

"What I cannot do this." Said Tali with objection.

"I will not be naked with Quarian." Cried out Legion in despair.

"You will do it is my orders captains orders. I will stay here until you do it." Said Garfield with courageous commands.

With Garfield commands Tali and Legion knew it was right thing to do so they began to embrace and make romance. Legion wrapped his metal arms around Tali and began to take off her clothes Tali than rubbed her body against Legions glowing metal thighs as Garfield watched with approval.

"You look dirty it looks like you need a polishing." Said Tali as she began to lick Legion all over the body with her sexy tongue.

"Come here let me show you that robots do it better." Said Legion as he grabbed Tali and brought her on top of his groin and began to thrust with automatic motion.

"Show me your metallic manhood you rusty bag of bolts!" Screamed Tali with satisfaction.

Legion grabbed Tali and brought her to the light switch which he turned off and then they both slid down into darkness to continue their lovecapade. Garfield smiled with satisfaction knowing he did a job well done and went back to his quarters to continue relaxation.

Later that night while Garfield was dreaming sweet dreams of sexy ladies covered in lasagna ready for delicious eating Garfield was awoken by noises.

"Garfield it is emergency! It is all legions fault! I got robot STD!" Cried out Tali with panic.

"It is not my fault it is her fault!" Said Legion pointing at Tali.

Garfield looked at them both with wonder and disgustedness.

"What do you not know about safe sex?" Asked Garfield with dumbfoundedness.

"What is safe sex?" asked Tali.

"I do not know." Said Legion with wonder.

"This is serious we must gather crew to teach benefit of safe sex." Ordered Garfield with worry.

Garfield gathered crew together for important meetings of grave importance. When everyone gathered Garfield began his special talk of education.

"Today I am going to teach you all meaning of safe sex." Said Garfield with teaching power.

"What is safe sex?" Asked Garrus with inquisition.

"I have never heard this before I do not know how to do this." Said Kelly Chambers with worry.

"I am scientist and never heard of this in my research." Said Dr. Mordin Solus with Scientific Method.

"It is good thing I am teaching you. It is very important for healthy adults." Said Garfield as he drew male anatomy on chalkboard.

"Here is safe sex." Said Garfield as he drew condom over male anatomy.

"I see." Said Jacob with interest.

Garfield then took out a pole and put condom on it.

"Here is another example of safe sex." Said Garfield with tutorship.

"Aha." Said Dr. Mordin Solus with scientific discovery.

"Here everyone try out safe sex." Said Garfield passing out condoms to everyone.

"Try them on now." Ordered Garfield with righteousness.

Everyone tried out Condoms in front of Garfield and were satisfied by results.

"Safe sex feels good thank you Garfield." Said Miranda with approval.

"No problem remember safety comes first even with sex." Said Garfield with heroism.

After important speech Garfield towards Kelly Chambers with sassy walk full of romantic intent.

"Hey there Kelly you are fine young lady. Keep up the good work." Said Garfield with compliments.

"Thank you Garfield I just want to make you happy." Said Kelly with smile on her face.

"If you want to make me happy then you should come with me inside the Captains Cabin so I can know you better inside and out." Garfield quipped while slapping Kelly rear areas.

"But Garfield we have no condoms we can not do safe sex. I am afraid of STDS." Whined Kelly with worrying crying.

"Do not worry Sugar Shorts. The only STD I give is pleasure." Smirked Garfield with knowing smirk.

"Garfield you always know best let us go." Agreed Kelly with joyousness.

Garfield then led Kelly to his Quarters so they could continue the blossoming romances.

"Kelly you must lap dance for me or else you are a bad crewman and will be punished." Ordered Garfield with brave commands.

"Yes sir I will do as you ask." Replied Kelly with obedience.

"Kelly began to dance and Garfield looked on with romance. Kelly did a very nice lap dance full of satisfaction as she rubbed herself all over Garfields lap.

"That is very good. Now you must rub my feet with sexy oil for they ache." Said Garfield as he opened a fresh container of lasagna to enjoy.

Kelly rubbed Garfield down with sexy oil relaxing his body as he enjoyed his nutritious lasagna with great gleeful joy. As she finished her Massages Garfield looked up with look on his face. She knew what to do.

"Let's do this." Said Garfield with a wink.

Garfield and Kelly merged their bodies like waves in rough beach rubbing with passion and love. They rocked their bodies all night long rocking the cosmos with their love makings.

To be continued…

Authors Note: Remember everyone to use safe sex! It is the only way to prevent STDS! It is what Garfield does!