Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 14 Friend Vs Friend!
The sun was burning like stove
in the heat while Garfield journeyed in desert sand. Garfield had heard rumors
of horror that Garrus had turned to madness and evil and was leading biker
mutants to torment the innocent.
"Garrus I will not believe
you have turned to villainy I will save you from the lies." Garfield said
to himself as he journeyed with legs full of tiredness.
As Garfield walked a sandstorm
blew sand in his face with vile menace but Garfield felt no pain and laughed
with heartiness.
"Sands do your worst. Sand
is nothing to my iron muscle!" Shouted Garfield over desert sandstorm.
As Garfield journeys in sand he
reminisced over times had and friendships shared with Garrus. He thought of
happy times of eating lasagna and talking about hot girls and sexy womens.
Garfield thought of happy memories as he walked in sands. Soon after much
walking Garfield saw mysterious structure of majesty. It was great Sphinx
statue with Garrus head on it! It was surrounded by biker mutants and on top
sitting on throne of majesty wearing royal crown was Garrus dressed like mighty
Turian biker pharaoh. Men women and children were slaves working on mighty
Garrus-Sphinx statue for Garrus. Chained to Garrus-sphinxes eyes were Tali and
Miranda!
"Garfield you must save
us. Garrus has lost his mind and can not find it!" Screamed Miranda with
panic.
"You must bring him to
sense!" Yelled Tali with crying.
"Shut up womens I will put
you in place." Roared Garrus with angry voice.
"Garrus you must stop
madness. Come with me to find Normany and fight reapers!" Shouted Garfield
to Garrus.
"No Garfield I have found
the truth. You have held me back from glory. I now rule dessert sands. I must
complete the Garrus-Sphinx as monument to my majesty!" Declared Garrus
with mad insanity in his eyes.
"Garrus do not make me
fight. I do not want to be fighting you." Garfield said with eager fists
ready for fighting combat.
"Haha Garfield your day of
glory is over and mine has now begun face my might! Get him biker
mutants!" Garrus ordered to his biker mutants as he laughed with maniac
laughing.
Biker mutants rushed Garfield
and attacked them with all of their biker might, but Garfield was ready for
combat and rushed in with glorious fists of pounding. Biker Mutants try to
fight Garfield with fists and chains but Garfield blocked with ease and pounded
them like mushy lasagna unworthy of stomachs.
"Timer for dinner first
course Biker mutant." Commented Garfield with cleverness.
Another wave of Biker mutants
came for fighting but Garfield was prepared. Garfield blocked one Biker mutants
punch and ripped his arm off and used it to beat more biker mutants silly.
"This is my sword and
virtue is my shield." Roared Garfield with bellowing.
More waves of Biker mutants
came but Garfield was not afraid for he fears no man woman child or biker
mutant. Garfield whipped out his trusty Desert Eagle and pumped it full of
action.
"I am the weatherman and I
predict bullet showers." Garfield declared with heroic voice as he mowed
down biker mutants like Wild West Space Cowboy.
After Biker mutants were mowed
down Garrus jumped down from the Garrus-Sphinx to challenge Garfield in one on
one manly battle. Garrus approached Garfield and threw his Pharaoh cape away
with dramatics.
"Garfield I challenge you
to one on one battle. Mono y mono .No weapons just manly fists." Garrus
challenged with showdown finger points.
"You are on G-man. I will
pound sense into you with iron knuckles!" Garfield responded throwing
weapons away with ease.
"Time to show you what
real man is made of!" Garrus said with audaciousness as he prepared with
Turian martial arts.
As Garfield and Garrus began to
fought AWESOME rockin music filled the air. Garfield and Garrus rushed each
other with speed like Spawning Bass. They exchanged blows like crashing trains.
As fists collided thunder sparked in the air with great booming and ground
shook with quacking.
"You are true man Garfield
but I will not letting you win. Prepare for jump kick!" Garrus yelled with
challenging vocals as he prepared for jump kick.
"I Will meet you FOOT
ON!" Responded Garfield without fear.
With these mighty words
Garfield and Garrus soared through air with mighty jump kicks and met eachother
mid air with red sun blazing behind them for dramatic effect. When Garfield and
Garrus returned to ground Garrus fell and sprained his ankle.
"You are lost!
Surrender!" Roared Garfield with mighty mercy.
"NEVER." Shouted
Garrus as he lifted a large boulder and mashed it on Garfield.
"NOOOOOOO." Shouted
Tali and Miranda seeing their lover man crushed by boulders. Tali could not
bear the heartbreak and her heart exploded with sadness killing her.
"Hahaha I am the ultimate
man now!" Celebrated Garrus with glee.
Then suddenly from the boulder
a mighty fist smashed through. An orange figure filled with testosterone and
incredible strength emerged. It was Garfield! Garfield muscles burst through
his leather jacket showing off tattoos on his manly chest, one of a hot lady in
a bikini holding some lasagna and the other of the Reaper playing the guitar.
Iron Maiden music was blasting from Garfields presence and clouds formed in the
sky spelling out his name because the heavens knew the man (Garfield) was back.
"Garfield!" Garrus
gasped with awe at the awesome power which was in front of him.
Garfields blood became hotter
than molten lasagna as he launched fist into Garrus' head.
"I WILL MAKE YOU SEE
TRUTH." Garfield said with majestic majesty as he punched into Garrus'
head and pulled a computer chip from his brain.
"Reapers have been
controlling you with this!" Garfield revealed with truth as he crushed
computer chip in his power grip.
"My senses I have found
them!" Garrus said with relief as his sense returned from reaper mind
control.
"Quick we must free
ladies!" Said Garfield with love of women as he freed Tali and Miranda but
it was too late for Tali.
"What is matter, she is
not moving?" Garrus said poking Tali with a stick.
"It is too late she has
died from heart explosion." Said Garfield with great sadness and mourning.
"NOOOOO." Garrus
cried to the heavens as he fell on his knees.
Garfield picked up Tali and
brought her to empty grave where he laid her to rest. One manly tear ran down
his face as he paid his respects. Miranda cried uncontrollably with woman
tears.
"I will be vengeance! I
will fight reapers!" roared Garrus with determination.
"Yes but remember, Odie is
MINE." Garfield said with clenched fist and grit teeth.
After mourning Garfield and
comrades traveled back to village where Liara T'Soni was staying. When they
arrived it was night and darkness and sadness loomed in air. Garrus was
standing atop hilltop playing smooth sad jazz on a saxophone to express
sadness.
"Garrus what is
wrong?" Asked Garfield with wondering.
"It is my fault Tali is
dead I am a bad Turian." Garrus said with self blame.
"Do not feel bad. It was
reapers fault not your own. There are other women in the sea you must not let
this keep you down." Garfield said with encouragement.
"Yes you are right. Why
can I not be manly like you Garfield?" Garrus asked with regret.
"No man can achieve
impossibilities. One day if you train hard and eat lasagna maybe you can stand
up to this." Garfield said pointing to his massive bicep.
"Garfield you are true
champion. If I am half the man you are I will be happy Turian." Garrus
said with true respect for his friend.
After cheering up Garrus,
Garfield went to check up on Liara T'Soni.
"Garfield I have important
news for you. Saren is alive and on this planet! He is keeping Normany
prisoner. You must go to him!" Liara T'Soni said with urgent panic.
"Very well I will go
immediately. If Saren can die once he can die twice." Said Garfield
pounding fist on table, breaking it.
"Wait Garfield you can not
go without proper goodbyes." Whispered Liara T'Soni with tongue in
Garfields ear.
"Oh you sassy woman. You
know how to make me work up a sweat." Garfield said slapping Liara T'Sonis
behind.
"That is right Garfield.
When I saw you I knew I had to have you. You are my knight in shining armor now
ride me like your trusty steed." Liara T'Soni said with wanting eyes and
licking tongue.
"I am knight of love and I
will make you my squire. But I must warn you I do not carry a shortsword but a
CLAYMORE." Garfield said as he unsheathed himself and jumped in Liara
T'Soni ready to deliver pleasure with his mighty blade.
Garfield and Liara meshed
bodies together and the whole village heard Liaras banshee cries as Garfield
rocked her womanly parts. A shooting star ran across sky as Garfield and Liara
rolled in the hot sand making even hotter loving all night long.
To be continued…