Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 14 Friend Vs Friend!

The sun was burning like stove in the heat while Garfield journeyed in desert sand. Garfield had heard rumors of horror that Garrus had turned to madness and evil and was leading biker mutants to torment the innocent.

"Garrus I will not believe you have turned to villainy I will save you from the lies." Garfield said to himself as he journeyed with legs full of tiredness.

As Garfield walked a sandstorm blew sand in his face with vile menace but Garfield felt no pain and laughed with heartiness.

"Sands do your worst. Sand is nothing to my iron muscle!" Shouted Garfield over desert sandstorm.

As Garfield journeys in sand he reminisced over times had and friendships shared with Garrus. He thought of happy times of eating lasagna and talking about hot girls and sexy womens. Garfield thought of happy memories as he walked in sands. Soon after much walking Garfield saw mysterious structure of majesty. It was great Sphinx statue with Garrus head on it! It was surrounded by biker mutants and on top sitting on throne of majesty wearing royal crown was Garrus dressed like mighty Turian biker pharaoh. Men women and children were slaves working on mighty Garrus-Sphinx statue for Garrus. Chained to Garrus-sphinxes eyes were Tali and Miranda!

"Garfield you must save us. Garrus has lost his mind and can not find it!" Screamed Miranda with panic.

"You must bring him to sense!" Yelled Tali with crying.

"Shut up womens I will put you in place." Roared Garrus with angry voice.

"Garrus you must stop madness. Come with me to find Normany and fight reapers!" Shouted Garfield to Garrus.

"No Garfield I have found the truth. You have held me back from glory. I now rule dessert sands. I must complete the Garrus-Sphinx as monument to my majesty!" Declared Garrus with mad insanity in his eyes.

"Garrus do not make me fight. I do not want to be fighting you." Garfield said with eager fists ready for fighting combat.

"Haha Garfield your day of glory is over and mine has now begun face my might! Get him biker mutants!" Garrus ordered to his biker mutants as he laughed with maniac laughing.

Biker mutants rushed Garfield and attacked them with all of their biker might, but Garfield was ready for combat and rushed in with glorious fists of pounding. Biker Mutants try to fight Garfield with fists and chains but Garfield blocked with ease and pounded them like mushy lasagna unworthy of stomachs.

"Timer for dinner first course Biker mutant." Commented Garfield with cleverness.

Another wave of Biker mutants came for fighting but Garfield was prepared. Garfield blocked one Biker mutants punch and ripped his arm off and used it to beat more biker mutants silly.

"This is my sword and virtue is my shield." Roared Garfield with bellowing.

More waves of Biker mutants came but Garfield was not afraid for he fears no man woman child or biker mutant. Garfield whipped out his trusty Desert Eagle and pumped it full of action.

"I am the weatherman and I predict bullet showers." Garfield declared with heroic voice as he mowed down biker mutants like Wild West Space Cowboy.

After Biker mutants were mowed down Garrus jumped down from the Garrus-Sphinx to challenge Garfield in one on one manly battle. Garrus approached Garfield and threw his Pharaoh cape away with dramatics.

"Garfield I challenge you to one on one battle. Mono y mono .No weapons just manly fists." Garrus challenged with showdown finger points.

"You are on G-man. I will pound sense into you with iron knuckles!" Garfield responded throwing weapons away with ease.

"Time to show you what real man is made of!" Garrus said with audaciousness as he prepared with Turian martial arts.

As Garfield and Garrus began to fought AWESOME rockin music filled the air. Garfield and Garrus rushed each other with speed like Spawning Bass. They exchanged blows like crashing trains. As fists collided thunder sparked in the air with great booming and ground shook with quacking.

"You are true man Garfield but I will not letting you win. Prepare for jump kick!" Garrus yelled with challenging vocals as he prepared for jump kick.

"I Will meet you FOOT ON!" Responded Garfield without fear.

With these mighty words Garfield and Garrus soared through air with mighty jump kicks and met eachother mid air with red sun blazing behind them for dramatic effect. When Garfield and Garrus returned to ground Garrus fell and sprained his ankle.

"You are lost! Surrender!" Roared Garfield with mighty mercy.

"NEVER." Shouted Garrus as he lifted a large boulder and mashed it on Garfield.

"NOOOOOOO." Shouted Tali and Miranda seeing their lover man crushed by boulders. Tali could not bear the heartbreak and her heart exploded with sadness killing her.

"Hahaha I am the ultimate man now!" Celebrated Garrus with glee.

Then suddenly from the boulder a mighty fist smashed through. An orange figure filled with testosterone and incredible strength emerged. It was Garfield! Garfield muscles burst through his leather jacket showing off tattoos on his manly chest, one of a hot lady in a bikini holding some lasagna and the other of the Reaper playing the guitar. Iron Maiden music was blasting from Garfields presence and clouds formed in the sky spelling out his name because the heavens knew the man (Garfield) was back.

"Garfield!" Garrus gasped with awe at the awesome power which was in front of him.

Garfields blood became hotter than molten lasagna as he launched fist into Garrus' head.

"I WILL MAKE YOU SEE TRUTH." Garfield said with majestic majesty as he punched into Garrus' head and pulled a computer chip from his brain.

"Reapers have been controlling you with this!" Garfield revealed with truth as he crushed computer chip in his power grip.

"My senses I have found them!" Garrus said with relief as his sense returned from reaper mind control.

"Quick we must free ladies!" Said Garfield with love of women as he freed Tali and Miranda but it was too late for Tali.

"What is matter, she is not moving?" Garrus said poking Tali with a stick.

"It is too late she has died from heart explosion." Said Garfield with great sadness and mourning.

"NOOOOO." Garrus cried to the heavens as he fell on his knees.

Garfield picked up Tali and brought her to empty grave where he laid her to rest. One manly tear ran down his face as he paid his respects. Miranda cried uncontrollably with woman tears.

"I will be vengeance! I will fight reapers!" roared Garrus with determination.

"Yes but remember, Odie is MINE." Garfield said with clenched fist and grit teeth.

After mourning Garfield and comrades traveled back to village where Liara T'Soni was staying. When they arrived it was night and darkness and sadness loomed in air. Garrus was standing atop hilltop playing smooth sad jazz on a saxophone to express sadness.

"Garrus what is wrong?" Asked Garfield with wondering.

"It is my fault Tali is dead I am a bad Turian." Garrus said with self blame.

"Do not feel bad. It was reapers fault not your own. There are other women in the sea you must not let this keep you down." Garfield said with encouragement.

"Yes you are right. Why can I not be manly like you Garfield?" Garrus asked with regret.

"No man can achieve impossibilities. One day if you train hard and eat lasagna maybe you can stand up to this." Garfield said pointing to his massive bicep.

"Garfield you are true champion. If I am half the man you are I will be happy Turian." Garrus said with true respect for his friend.

After cheering up Garrus, Garfield went to check up on Liara T'Soni.

"Garfield I have important news for you. Saren is alive and on this planet! He is keeping Normany prisoner. You must go to him!" Liara T'Soni said with urgent panic.

"Very well I will go immediately. If Saren can die once he can die twice." Said Garfield pounding fist on table, breaking it.

"Wait Garfield you can not go without proper goodbyes." Whispered Liara T'Soni with tongue in Garfields ear.

"Oh you sassy woman. You know how to make me work up a sweat." Garfield said slapping Liara T'Sonis behind.

"That is right Garfield. When I saw you I knew I had to have you. You are my knight in shining armor now ride me like your trusty steed." Liara T'Soni said with wanting eyes and licking tongue.

"I am knight of love and I will make you my squire. But I must warn you I do not carry a shortsword but a CLAYMORE." Garfield said as he unsheathed himself and jumped in Liara T'Soni ready to deliver pleasure with his mighty blade.

Garfield and Liara meshed bodies together and the whole village heard Liaras banshee cries as Garfield rocked her womanly parts. A shooting star ran across sky as Garfield and Liara rolled in the hot sand making even hotter loving all night long.

To be continued…