Garfield Effect: Galaxy
Adventure Part 15 Impossible Imposter!
Somewhere
on New Earth Elcor mother was pushing Elcor baby in a stroller singing Elcor
nursery rhymes. She was passing an Elcor and Volus orphanage full of Elcor and
Volus children playing football and Nintendo.
"It
is nice day to push the babies." The Elcor mother thought as she pushed
her baby in a stroller.
Suddenly
a mysterious orange figure was seen in the distance riding towards them. It was
an orange cat full of muscles and tattoos riding a motor cycle with skull at
the handlebars with FLAMING eyes. The orange cat of mystery had different color
eyes one red like FIRE the other yellow like BANANAS. He wore a necklace of
skulls around his neck and a scar ran down his cheek with intimidation. On his
back there was a tattoo of a dragon eating a tank. Rockin Black Sabbath blasted
on his radio with great power.
"Could
it be? Are you Garfield the great hero?" Asked the Elcor mother with
asking.
The
Orange cat stared with intensity. He suddenly looked towards the orphanage and
pulled out a rocket launcher. He fire at the orphanage causing great explosions
blowing up all inside.
"WHAAAAAT."
Screamed the Elcor mother with panic.
"I
AM GARFIELD KILLER OF CHILDREN." Roared the Orange Cat with raging evil.
The
Orange Cat then grabbed the Elcor baby and threw it off a cliff.
"NOOOOOOO."
Cried the Elcor mother with crying.
"Remember
my name, it is GARFIELD, a name of EVIL. HAHAHAHAHA." Shouted the Orange
Cat as he drove off into the Desert sun with evil deeds to be doing.
Meanwhile
elsewheres on New Earth Garfield was waking up from slumber with Liara T'Soni.
"Garfield
can you not stay longer. There is so much loving to be made." Asked Liara
T'Soni with wanting.
"No
I must go. I must find Saren he has Normany. I must face him and get it
back." Garfield said with determination.
"You
are braver man than no other. I will remember our loving for it was like heaven
shattering my pants." Liara T'soni said with truth.
Garfield
went outside and joined Garrus and Miranda.
"Garfield
are you ready or are you needing more "sleep"(sex)?" Garrus
asked with jolly joking.
"Oh
Garrus you kidder. You are old dog." Garfield said with paling around.
"But
enough kiddings we must find Saren and get the Normany." Garrus said with
seriousness.
"Yes
let us go north for I smell evil there. Saren is there no doubt." Garfield
Ordered with leadership.
So
Garfield Garrus and Miranda marched north with new purposes. Determined to
avenge their fallen friend Tali and set wrongs to right. While marching sand
blew in their faces and Miranda and Garrus were bothered.
"Ewwww
sand." Moaned Miranda with complaining.
"Do
not worry woman I will shield you with iron muscle." Garfield responded
with courage.
"Thank
you Garfield you are my hero. I love you always." Miranda said to him with
heartfeltness.
Garfield
Garrus and Miranda then marched on. As they marched they soon saw village in
the distance.
"Look
Garfield let us go and see if villagers know Sarens whereabouts." Said
Garrus with ideas.
"Yes
let us collect information like private eyes." Garfield said with
detective work.
When
they entered the village angry villagers suddenly surrounded them with
pitchforks and torches.
"IT
IS GARFIELD THE EVIL ONE. GET HIM." Shouted the Villagers with crazed
rantings.
"What
is this? They have gone mad with crazy!" Yelled Garrus with panic.
"WE
WILL GET YOU GARFIELD. TIME FOR SMALL TOWN JUSTICE." Screamed the
villagers with anger filled voices.
"ENOUGH
OF THIS MADDNESS." Garfield roared as he back handed the poor misguided
villagers into unconsciousness probably not killing them.
"What
was that? " Miranda wondered with nervousness.
"I
do not know. I am great hero why do they greet me like vile villain?"
Wondered Garfield with uncertainty.
As
Garfield pondered meanings of happenings he sensed a presence with his Garfield
sense.
"We
are followed." Garfield said with certainty.
All of
a sudden a shot rang out from distance. A bullet charged at Garfield with full
force and Maximum Speed but Garfield caught it in his mighty hand and crushed
the bullet into dust and then threw it on the ground.
"Impressive
Garfield. You are man like no other and opponent of worthiness" Said a
mysterious voice from shadows.
A green
man jumped out from bushes ready for fighting.
"I
am Thane the assassin and I must take you down for your evils." The green
man said with silent voice.
"Evils
what nonsense you speak. I am hero." Garfield roared with response.
"Garfield
is senseless killer of children and doer of evil. He must be stopped."
Thane said with serious face.
"This
is impossible. Garfield would never kill children without reason." Garrus
said with shock.
"It
is true he is murdering fiend. Now prepare to meet justice!" Thane
whispered with assassin words.
"The
only justice I serve is my own now come at me string bean!" Challenged
Garfield with fighting spirit.
Thane
charged Garfield with thunder speed rearing for killing strike but Garfield
stepped aside and tripped him.
"IMPOSSIBLE."
Thane shouted in shock.
Garfield
then picked up thane and punched him 4 and a half times.
"I
am innocent man. Do you believe my words now?" Said Garfield with
strength.
"Yes
though I am skeptical of words your fists speak the truth." Thane said
believing Garfields words and fists
"Good
but if I am innocent who is the doer of evil?" Asked Garfield with
questions.
"I
must find real culprit and bring them to justice." Thane said getting
himself up.
"I
will go with you. I will clear my name like eraser of fighting fury."
Garfield declared with justice swelling inside him like expanding lasagna meal
eaten after midnight.
Garfield
and comrades searched the village for clues.
"Garfield
I have found things! Over here!" Yelled Thane with discovery.
"HMMM
Motorcycle tracks. Let us follow them to destiny." Garfield ordered with
authority.
Garfield
and his friends followed tracks to their destination. Finally they came to a
mountain cave where the mysterious muscular orange cat with different colored
eyes awaited them.
"Haha
Garfield I have been waiting for you. Now I will destroy you once and for all
and show you what is a true man." Said the figure with mockery.
"NERMAL!"
Shouted Garfield with shock and awe.
"That
is right Garfield. After all these years I have waited for revenge and now it
is mine. I have painted myself orange to pose as you and frame you for evils.
Now your good name is smudged with ink of blood!" Declared Nermal with
sinister sayings.
"I
will clear my name! I will have your head as proof of innocence!" Roared
Garfield with vengeance.
"Haha
Garfield but I have set you a trap! Soon you will be gone and galaxy will be my
clam and the universe will be my lobster! Get him rachni!" Shouted Nermal
with viciousness as he sent Rachni minions to fight Garfield.
Rachni
soldiers swarmed and attacked Garfield with relentless swarming, but Garfield
was ready.
"I
have two full cans of bug spray ready for using." Garfield quipped as he
took out his two Desert Eagles and began firing into bugs making them mushing
bug goo.
"I
am the exterminator. Time to be breaking out the insecticide." Garfield shouted
as he tossed as grenade into more Rachni blowing them up into more goo.
After
wiping out Rachni scum, Nermal stood alone in defiance.
"Not
bad Garfield but you will be among the dead! Face my insectimight!" Nermal
shouted as he hopped on a Rachni Queen.
Nermal
rode the Rachni queen and destroyed all in his wicked paths cornering Garfield
and company against wall.
"I
AM KING." Nermal shouted from his lounges.
"Nermal,
you bug me." Garfield said as he shot a stalagmite on ceiling causing it
to fall on Nermal impaling him on floor.
Garfield
walked towards Nermal with manly footsteps ready to administer justice like
judge of peace.
"Curse
you Garfield. You may have won but you can not defeat Odie, he is too powerful
for you. I will save a spot for you in hell!" Nermal spat with contempt.
"Make
sure it is near the kitchen." Garfield quipped as he finished Nermal off
with one mighty shot to the heart.
Garfield
then ripped off Nermals head with mighty arms and put it on a stick for proof
of innocence.
"Let
us return to village and proof my innocence!" Garfield said with Nermals
head on stick in his hand.
Garfield
and the others returned to village with Nermals head and all rejoiced.
"THIS
IS YOUR MURDERER." Shouted Garfield raising Nermals head high for all to
see.
"YAAAAAY."
Cheered the villagers in celebration.
"Garfield
you are true hero and true man. I owe you my life, I have life debt to you. I
will help you in fight against Reapers." Thane said to Garfield with
meaningful voice.
"Thank
you. You are welcome in my army of justice." Garfield said while shaking
Thanes hand.
Garfield
went to quiet corner of village to be in solitude and enjoy Lasagna meal in
peace. Suddenly a figure approached him. It was the Rachni Queen!
"Garfield
I thank you for freeing me of Nermals evil controls. You have saved me and all
Rachni." The Rachni Queen said with gratitude.
"No
problem sugar shell. Doing good is what I do among other things." Garfield
said with a wink.
"Garfield
as I saw you fight I felt things never felt before. You make feel like woman
liberated." Said the Rachni queen with infatuation of Garfield.
"What
you feel is just the beginning. Let me take you on a journey of love,
destination: pleasure." Garfield said with romancing words.
"Oh
Garfield, even though I am royalty I have never felt true love. Please take me
now!" The Rachni Queen yelled with desire.
"I
will steal your crown jewels." Garfield said as he embraced the Rachni
Queen with his muscular arms and began pumping her full of love.
Garfield
pleasured the Rachni Queens body all over. He massaged her smooth sexy body
with his strong hands as he thrust pleasure into her like a jackhammer of love.
The echoes of their hard loud love makings could be heard from all in the
village and all knew that the night belonged to love.
To be
continued…