Authors Note: Hello thank you
for reading my story! This story has special musical segment and I encourage
you all to sing along! I worked hard on it and I hope you like it! Thank you
and I hope you enjoy my story!
Garfield
was waking up next to Rachni Queen after nights of long lovin.
"Garfield
please stay and I can make you my king and we can rule lands of Rachni
together." Whispered Rachni Queen with loving tongues.
"No
my bug boots I can not. Galaxy depends on me. I must find Normany and fight
Odie and the reapers or else Galaxy will fall into his paws of chaos."
Garfield said as he got dressed for adventure.
"Garfield
remember you always have place with Rachni. If you return I make you my prime
minister of love." Said the Rachni Queen as she waved farewells to
Garfield with lonesome eyes.
Garfield
left the beds of his lover woman and entered outside to meet with squad mates
to embark on grand journey.
"Garfield
we must find Saren and reclaim Normany or else all is lost." Cried Miranda
with losing hope.
"Yes
woman but we do not know where to begin are searching." Said Garrus with
frustration.
"It
is all helpless." Sighed Miranda.
"Worry
not Freckle Face. I can smell Normanys from galaxies away. It is north east.
Now move your feet or be disciplined." Garfield roared with orders.
Garfield
and loyal squad mates traveled northeast in search of Normany. They walked long
and hard but Garfield felt no tiredness. Determinations was in his heart and
powered his feet. He knew if reapers won there would be galaxy without love and
lasagna and he could not allow such evil. After much walkings Garfield and his
squad came upon village of people. People huddled in fear of sorrow as they
cried the tears of lost hope.
"What
is matter with you people why do you cry your tears?" Asked Garfield with
questions.
"Oh
hero Garfield it is of terrible. Our women they have been taken." Cried
the villagers in sadness.
"WHAT."
Garfield gasped in shocking horror.
"Blue
Suns have kidnapped all women and took them away for slaves." Said
villager with depression.
"Blue
Suns! They have no limit!" Garfield roared with anger.
"Video
Santiago is king of all Blue Suns and mastermind of kidnappings. He also
kidnapped girl named Oriana and fell in love. Now he is forcing her to
marriage." Said villager with information.
"NO.
MY TWIN." Said Miranda with shock.
"What
is this madness?" Garfield asked with questions.
"I
have twin sister. She was hiding but now she is kidnapped." Said Miranda
with panic.
"This
evils must be put to a stop. Women are like lasagna, precious and should never
be kidnapped." Garfield declared with heroic stance.
"Thank
you for the helping Garfield. You are true hero. But we must hurry before
marriage." Miranda said with rushing words.
Meanwhile
in Video Santiago's Blue Suns fortress on New Earth, Video Santiago was talking
with courtship to Oriana.
"Oriana
soon you will be my wife and I will have you every night in my bed." Said
Video Santiago with lustful evil.
"NO
I will never marry you fiend." Said Oriana with woman slapping.
"You
are wench! I will teach you lessons of love!" Yelled Video Santiago with
fist ready for hurting.
Then
Video Santiago's large television screen turned on and Odie appeared on it full
of dark evil.
"Video
Santiago as much as I love sight of evil deeds but I must be interrupting for I
am impatient dog." Odie said with vile laugh.
"Yes
Master Odie I am sorry for my bad manners." Said Video Santiago with
cowering.
"Is
shipment of hot sexy ladies on time? I must spread my seed throughout galaxy to
spread evil and destroy humanity." Odie asked with evil questions.
"Yes
sexy ladies will be shipped to you soon. Soon all sorts of lovely women will be
at your choosing." Video Santiago answered with fear.
"I
hope your words are correct for your sakes. Or else my fist of dark wrath will
be on you." Odie Snarled with darkness.
With
words Odie then disappeared from screen.
"I
must send my enslaved bikini babes to Odie immediately!" Declared Video
Santiago with soul of corruption.
"You
will never succeed in plans. My sister will come for me." Said Oriana with
courage.
"Stupid
girl you will learn to be loving me. Tonight we will have rock off battle of
the bands. Then you will marry me my spicy cupcake." Laughed Video
Santiago with bile.
Meanwhile
Garfield and squad mates where traveling to Video Santiago's Blue Suns fortress
where sexy hot women were being kept prisoner. After hard traveling Garfield
and squad reached fortress where they saw Dr. Mordin Solus and Grunt with
another man.
"Garfield!
It is good to be seeing you again." Said Grunt with joyousness.
"Garfield
I have been missing you. Without you we are lost and useless." Said Dr.
Mordin Solus with truth.
Garfield
shook hands with his comrades and then approached new mystery man.
"I
have heard you Garfield you are galaxies greatest champion, and true man."
Said the mystery man with mysterious whisper.
"Yes
it is true now who are you?" Asked Garfield with wonderance.
"It
is I Kaiden Alenko." Said Kaiden Alenko with revelations.
"I
thought you have been dead?" Wondered Garfield.
"No
I have survived." Answered Kaiden Alenko with corrections.
"What
is everyone doing out here?" Asked Garrus.
"It
is tragic story, sexy honey women have been taken prisoner. Video Santiago is
holding battle of the bands inside and the only way inside is to form a band
yet we do not have enough members." Cried Grunt with grief in heart.
"Now
you do. Let us rehearse." Said Garfield ready to rock.
Garfield
and squad went into a garage to practice rocking. Garfield was singer, Garrus
was on lead guitar, Thane was on back up guitar, Kaiden Alenko was on Bass, Dr.
Mordin Solus was playing keyboard Grunt played drums and Miranda was the
groupie. After a few minutes they were ready to rock and roll heavy metal style.
"We
are band ready for musical playing." Said Garfield with confidence.
Garfield
and the his band then went to enter battle of the bands for serious rocking.
They suited their outfits up. Garfield wore cool leather jacket with studs and
spikes. Garrus wore tank top with torn jeans and his guitar was shaped like a
space ship. Dr. Mordin Solus wore bright red colored suit and wore an earring.
Kaiden Alenko wore leopard skin tights, Grunt wore panda stripes and Miranda
wore bikini top and tight sexy leather skirt. They entered the stadium for
rocking concert. It was filled with Blue Suns audience. Sexy hot ladies were
trapped in cages while Video Santiago looked on from his throne where Oriana
was chained.
"Is
it time for rocking?" Asked Dr. Mordin Solus with eagerness.
"No
another band is playing." Answered Garfield with facts.
The
other band was playing mediocrely and not rocking out at all. Blue Suns
audience booed them and threw things at them.
"You
are not rockers but sockers. Now be gone." Dismissed Video Santiago as he
pressed a switch which open a pit of fire underneath the pathetic band to their
demises.
It was
time for Garfield and all was pumped. The announcer announced Garfield and all
began to cheer.
"Next
up is Garfield and the Galaxy Warriors playing their hit smash single
"Desperate Lasagna Woman"!" announced the announcer with great
excitement.
Garfield
and his band came to stage when laser lights and pyrotechnics blasted in the
stage causing great cheers. Grunt started an awesome beat and Dr. Mordin Solus
did a cool keyboard intro. Then Garfield pointing at Oriana, roared with
awesome metal vocals causing earthquakes and hurricanes.
"Girl
with eyes I see you glancing my way girl Hop in my Corvette I will take you for
a whirl
Hotter
than lasagna walkin in the moonlight
Babe
you making me so hungry just for a bite
DESPERATE
LASAGANA WOMAN
Like
wheels on runaway jet plane
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Girl
you drivin me insane
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Body
Smooth and tight like Great Dane
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Baby
why you give me heart pain
Sweet
sugar, for good times space is the place to be
Take a
ride on my space rocket and you will see
Baby
girl do not fear my lovin, it was meant to be
Breaking
beds all night is our destiny
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Alone,
no man, such a crime
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
With
law in my pants I make you do time
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Girl I
want no more of your lies
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
All I
want to do is lick your thighs"
Garrus
then broke into a rockin guitar solo wailing on his axe like a banshee in heat.
Garrus shredding rocked the stadium and the audience threw clothes and flowers
and threw their fists into the air, getting into the music. Than the band
quieted down little getting into soft meaningful part of song when Garfield
again began to sing with meaning.
"Desperate
lasagna woman what is your game?
Do you
want love or do you want fame?
You are
pleasure and you are pain
You
have my heart locked in chain
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Sassy
lady you make me stare
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Your
breasts I want to see bare
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
Hot
momma taunting me
DESPERATE
LASAGNA WOMAN
In your
pants I want to be
After
rockin music performance the audience went crazy throwing hands in the air and
chanting for more. Even Video Santiago was impressed and tapped his foot to
music and clapping his hands.
"Amazing
you are musical genius! Please play more!" Begged Video Santiago with
impressments.
Garfield
took a guitar and aimed it at Video Santiago with determined eyes.
"Here
is my encore!" Quipped Garfield as he launched a missile from the guitar
at Video Santiago blowing him up and freeing Oriana.
"That
is what I call power chords." Joked Garfield with humor.
Blue
suns began rioting and causing havoc with their leader blown up.
"Turn
on your instruments to kill!" Garfield ordered to his band mates.
At
Garfield's orders, Garrus Thane and Kaiden Alenko turned their instruments to
gun mode and began firing away at Blue Suns, mowing them down with extreme
prejudice. Dr. Mordin Solus than began using his keyboard to detonate explosive
bombings around the stadium, exploding many Blue Suns. In the madness and chaos
Garfield ran to Oriana mowing down Blue Suns all the way, however a Blue Sun
was cornering Oriana against wall.
"Stupid
woman you will not get away!" roared Blue Sun.
"Back
away help me please!" Cried out Oriana.
Garfield
rushed at Blue Sun and smashed him in head with his guitar splattering his head
all over like a watermelon.
"That
is the power of rock." Garfield said as he spat on blue Suns corpse.
"Thank
you Garfield you saved me." Said Oriana with gratitude.
"It
is no problem I hate to see beautiful woman not in my arms." Garfield
carrying Oriana and taking her to safety.
"Oriana!
Thank you Garfield you are forever my hero." Said Miranda embracing her
sister.
"I
like seeing ladies together." Said Garfield with clever wink.
With
Blue Suns gone, Garfield and crew freed sexy ladies and returned them to their
village. When Garfield and his squad returned to the village there was great
celebration and dancing. Garfield sat alone meditating in a corner, to recharge
his fighting spirit. Oriana saw Garfield and approached him.
"Garfield
I have been rude girl, not thanking you properly." Said Oriana.
"I
think I know way you can thank me properly. But you have to work hard not to
disappoint me." Said Garfield with lustful smile.
"I
am overachiever." Said Oriana with seduction.
"I
will give you the loving you never had but always wanted." Garfield said
grabbing Orianas firm bodies.
"Wait
now lil sis, we always do every together, remember?" Said an approaching
voice. It was Miranda!
"Oriana
yes let us make this family reunion to remember big sis." Oriana said with
happiness.
"Two
for one loving that is my kind of deal." Garfield said with approval.
The
twin ladies began pleasuring Garfield and eachother, kissing and licking them
all over. Garfield then got between the both of them, rockin both their worlds
at same time.
"Lady
sandwich, my second favorite food." Garfield said with clever comments as
he and the ladies made delicious loving. Garfields loving launched like a
missile and made the ladies explode with pleasure. (symbolic)
"Garfield
you are rock star both on stage and in bed." Said Oriana as he rubbed
Garfields toned muscles.
"Oh
I am just beginning. I am going to give you a guitar solo you can never
forget." Said Garfield as he embraces Oriana and Miranda. Garfield then
unleashed his instrument and made rockin music with his ladies all night long.
To be
continued…