Garfield Effect: Galaxy
Adventure Part 2
It was
a bright sunny morning on the Normany, and Garfield was waking up in bed with
Miranda after night of love makings.
"Garfield
will you please stay longer." Whined Miranda.
"No
Saucy lips, I must go do morning exercises to stay fit." Said Garfield
with athletics.
Garfield
entered the weight room and began lifting 500 pound dumbbells in each hand for
easy warm up.
"These
are womens weights, I wish Allusive man would give me real weights for manly
exercise." Said Garfield with objection.
As
Garfield was lifting his weights, EDI the ships computer spoke to Garfield with
urgency.
"Garfield
we are having reports of new team member for you to recruit. It is Tali the
Quarian. She is in flotilla investigating geth.
"Than
it is time for galactic rescue! Put Rocket boosters on turbo!" Said
Garfield eyes blazing with courageousness.
Garfield
rushed to bridge of ship to gather his teammates. Miranda approached with Grunt
the Krogan.
"Hello
Garfield, I am Grunt the team krogan and I will be helping you with
mission." Said Grunt the Krogan with admiration of Garfields warriorness.
"I
am glad to have you on team Krogan man, now we will go going to gather Tali, so
get your gears into rear!" Said Garfield in a demanding tone.
Garfield
and crew landed on the flotilla and was readying disembarking when they saw
Quarian school children picking on quarian classmate with glasses.
"Haha
you have glasses." Jeered the school children.
"Nooo
it is not my fault I have eyes, leave me be." Said the Quarian.
Garfield
seeing this bullying, was enraged with anger.
"Be
gone you childhood bullies!" Cried out Garfield as be back handed the
children into unconsciousness.
"Thank
you Garfield from saving me from the bullies." Said the Quarian with
glasses with gratitude.
"No
problem poor crippled child, will you tell me where Tali the Quarian is?"
Said Garfield with calm demeanor.
"You
had better ask the admirals, they are at the admiralty board." Said the
Quarian with glasses, worriedly.
With
this Garfield and crew rushed to the Admiralty board with speed of rampaging
wolf pack. Admiralty board was in a meeting when Garfield interrupted with
great urgency.
"Where
is Tali the Quarian?! I need her for my team to stop collectors!" shouted
Garfield over their babblings.
"Tali
is on the Alarei ship investigating geth. Geth took control of ship and she is
to blame!" Said one Admiral.
"She
is treason!" Said another Admiral with contempt.
"If
you do not quiet yourself I will treason you!!!!" roared Garfield with
indignations fury.
"Tali
is on trial and trying to find evidence of innocence, if you want to find her
to go Alarei ship" Said another admiral.
"Very
well I will find Tali the Quarian and prove innocence like world class
lawyer!" Said Garfield with law and order.
Garfield
and crew boarded the Alarei and did detective sleuthing to find tali. During
their search they encountered Geth.
"Stop
Garfield!" Shouted one of the Geths with evil. The Geth approached
Garfield with angry walk.
"You
may be manly Garfield but I am a metal man, you stand no chance." Said the
Geth intimidatingly.
After
taunting Garfield, the Geth reared its arm and swung at Garfield hitting him in
the stomach, but his metal fist shattered on Garfields abs of steel.
"You
may be a metal man but I am MAN OF IRON!!" roared Garfield with triumph as
he tore the Geths head off and threw it at the other Geth destroying them.
After
battle Garfield and crew marched and continued their search. In one hall they
heard loud noises of blasting and rushed in rescue mode. There they saw Tali
pinned by Giant Geth Bot!
"Help
me Garfield I am trapped by Giant Geth Bot!" Cried out Tali the Quarian as
she fought for her life.
"I
am coming to full force rescue!" Declared Garfield with heroism.
"No,
Garfield you must not go there is no cover." Said Miranda with concern.
"MY
FISTS WILL BE THE COVER!!" Shouted Garfield with battlecry as he charged
the Giant Geth Bot.
The
Giant Geth Bot launched rockets with fury at Garfield but Garfield dodged them
like stealthy snake as he approached the Giant Geth Bot.
"Hoho
Garfield! I am big and you are small! Prepare to lose!" Said the Giant
Geth Bot with smug sensation.
"You
are big like pregnant woman!!!" Cried out Garfield with manliness as he
picked up the Giant Geth Bot and threw it out into outer space.
"Nooo
I am in space!" Cried the Giant Geth Bot in robotic pain as it flew
through space.
"Thank
you Garfield for speedy rescue but I must go find my father and proof my
innocence." Said Tali the Quarian.
"Then
we will go with rescue in mind!" Cried out Garfield.
In the
next hallway they saw an injured Quarian, it was Talis father! They rush
forward with urgency.
"Daddy
we have come to save you." Said Tali with crying.
"It
is too late I am injured, but I have terrible secret to tell you, I am really
Geth. So sorry." Said Talis father with regret.
"NOOOOOOOO."
Screamed Tali in despair rage.
"If
you are Geth I must kill you." Said Garfield with purpose.
"Yes
Garfield you must end me for my crimes." Said Talis father looking at the
stars.
Garfield
pulled out his Desert Eagle and shot Talis father several times all over.
"Thank
you for killing me Garfield." Said Talis Father as he died.
"We
must go back to fleet and prove your innocence." Said Garfield looking at
Tali with cat eyes.
"Ok,
please don't tell admirals my father was a geth it is very embarrassing."
Said Tali with weeping heart.
Garfield
and crew returned to Flotilla for trial where Garfield stood as Talis high
powered Washington lawyer.
"Where
is proof of talis innocence, it is obvious she is guilty, she will be
banished." Said a stupid admiral with moron words.
"If
you do not find Tali innocent I will sink this ship." Said Garfield,
aiming a rocket launcher at the ships engine.
Admirals
look at each other with discussion, and then came to a solution.
"It
is clear that Tali is 100 percent innocent, thank you Garfield for your perfect
defense, you are now an honorary Quarian." Said all of the admirals
simultaneously.
After
much praise was given for Garfields bravery and legal abilities, Garfield and
crew returned to the Normany. Garfield decided to perform check up on Tali to
see how she was doing, and went down to engine room for discussions.
"Here
Tali I brought special lasagna soup for you to enjoy." Said Garfield
caringly.
"Thank
you Garfield for all your help, in honor of you I will change my name to Tali
Vas Garfield." Said Tali with deep Gratitude and loving.
"No
problem baby pants." Said Garfield with flirting.
Tali
looked into Garfield eyes with deepness of space and spoke with soft loving. As
she spoke she used her Omni-tool to play Whitesnake power ballads to set the
mood.
"I
have been alone my life until now, but I finally found someone who understands
me." Said Tali with romantic intentions.
"No
problem I find your suit very sexy." Said Garfield with wink and nod.
"Garfield
you complete me, please be mine." Said Tali embracing Garfield.
"I
will steer my starship into your black hole." Said Garfield with deep sexy
voice.
They
embraced and made lovings in the engine room all night long to the rhythms of
roaring engine and rockin music.
To be
continued….