Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 3
Garfield was meditating on top
of roof of Normany when EDI interrupted him with news.
"Garfield Grunt the Team
Krogan wants to see you." Said EDI with voice.
"Very well I will see him
in exercise room". Said Garfield.
Garfield entered the exercise
room and began running to rockin workout music that reminded him of the
highschool years.
"Now this is taking my
back." Said Garfield with nostalgia.
While Garfield was reminiscing
of glory days of football and girls, Grunt walked in and approached Garfield
with earnest.
"Garfield, I am having
trouble I am feeling anger and angst." Said Grunt with angsty face.
"It is ok my friend you
are going through the puberty." Said Garfield with biology.
"I feel all new things
that are new." Said Grunt the Krogan.
"It is ok let us have
friendly bicycle race that will help work out hormones." Said Garfield with
physicality.
Garfield and Grunt then had a
friendly bicycle race around the Normany to work off stress and Hormones.
Garfield came in first by large lead but Grunt did not mind to lose to such man
power.
"You are too much man for
me Garfield." Said Grunt with perspiration.
"It is ok, but do you feel
better." Said Garfield with concern.
"No I am afraid I think we
will need to be going to Krogan home world to ask Krogan elders." Said
Grunt the Krogan with tantrum.
"Very well we will go and
see elders and have you cured. Put the pedal to medal and blaze us to Krogan
home world!" Roared Garfield with orders.
The Normany sped to Tuchunka
the home of Krogan galaxy over in order to find solution to grunts riddle of
adolescence. When they arrived on Tuchunka Garfield and crew waltzed out to
surroundings.
"Where is Krogan
leader?!?!" Cried out Garfield to the heavens. On hearing Garfields call a
Krogan approached Garfield.
"The Krogan leader is over
there." Pointed the Krogan.
"Thank you krogan."
Said Garfield with gratitude as he walked off. As Garfield walked he saw a
Krogan guarding a door and approached him.
"Where is this lead?"
Asked Garfield with curiousness.
"This is where krogan
females are. No aliens are allowed to see females not even Garfield." Said
Krogan with warning air.
"I SEE ALL FEMALES."
Declared Garfield with righteous roaring as he head butted the krogan into the
ground. After the stupid krogan was head butted, Garfield lunged into female
camp where he made sweet lovings to all Krogan females for many hours. After
his lovefest Garfield went back to the male camp to get back to business.
"There is the Krogan
leader." Said Grunt, pointing to the Krogan leader.
Garfield strutted up to the
Krogan leader like a hotshot cowboy and stared into his eyes with resolute.
"What is wrong with my
Krogan?!" Demanded Garfield, pointing towards Grunt.
"Your Krogan is in puberty
he needs to go through the rite. You must go see the Shaman." Said the
Krogan leader.
"I respect culture I will
do the rites." Said Garfield with civil rights. With this said Garfield
and Grunt went to the Shaman who was doing a shaman dance.
"Halt shaman I want none
your foolery." Said Garfield with staring eyes.
"I am doing cultural
ritual, respect our heritage." Said the Shaman.
"I respect three things,
Strength, justice, America and Lasagna." Said Garfield with heart.
"Very good Garfield you
are manly enough for the rite. You must go ahead into the arena and survive all
challenges." Said the Shaman with admiration.
Garfield and Grunt went into an
area ready for heated challenges and challenging battles.
"Look Garfield there are
wolves." Said Grunt with concern.
"I never met a wolf I did
not like to slam." Said Garfield wittily as he took the wolves and slammed
them one on one like lightweight footballs.
After shattering wolves like
glass, Garfield and Grunt heard loud earthquake sound. It was the Thrasher Maw!
"Haha Garfield I see you
beaten my wolves but can you best me with mighty muscle?" Challenged the
Thrasher Maw with high self esteem.
"I take on all!"
Roared Garfield with a bellyful of courage.
"We will see who is true
manliness!" Said the Thrasher Maw as he faced down Garfield in showdown
stance.
Garfield and thrasher maw
circled each other with battlefield legs eyeing each other like doves ready for
combats. Suddenly the Thrasher Maw pulled out his flamerthrower and began
spraying flames of ambition at Garfield.
"Haha Garfield the
Tempreature is rising in celsius, I hope you are not getting too hot for your
fur!" Mocked the Thrasher maw with defiant grin.
"Ahggaaga!" Cried out
Garfield as his fur singed in hotness.
"You will be cat stew on
my turkey dinner!" roared the Thrasher Maw with evil snickers.
"Here have knuckle
sandwhich instead but do not be choking on the bone!" Said Garfield with
cool style as he jumped at the Thrasher Maw and punched him with the force of
runaway speed train.
"Nooo why meeee."
Cried the Thrasher Maw as he was punched in two with manly force.
After beating the evil Thrasher
Maw with mind and body, Garfield and Grunt returned to Krogan camp to receive
praise.
"Congratulations Garfield
you beat the Thrasher Maw, you are now honorary king of the Krogan." Said
the Krogan leader.
"Yes thank you Garfield,
now I am no longer in puberty and can control my emotions." Said Grunt the
team Krogan.
"It is no problem I needed
good work out." Said Garfield with thumbs up.
With these wise words Garfield
and crew returned to Normany. Garfield however had to head to med lab for check
ups since he was burned.
"Your fur is burned but
you should be ok." Said Dr. Chackwas with relief.
"Are you sure, would like
closer examination?" Said Garfield with sass.
"Yes maybe a more indepth
check up is needed." Said Dr. Chackwas with flirty smile.
"Perhaps you need a check
up, doctor, maybe you need to take off your clothes just in case there are lice
in your pants." Said Garfield with romance.
"Oh Garfield you make me
feel like school girl in love." Said Dr. Chackwas with love sick eyes.
"Hey I like professionals
and you are one professional babe." Said Garfield with glimmer in the
eyes.
"Garfield I have been
seeing you from the distance but too afraid to speak, but I need you now in the
moment of danger. Will you have me?" Said Dr. Chackwas with heartfelt
love.
"Yes my medical equipment
is ready right now." Said Garfield slyly as they embraced and made lovings
on the lab tables all night long with medical precision.
To be continued…