Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 3

Garfield was meditating on top of roof of Normany when EDI interrupted him with news.

"Garfield Grunt the Team Krogan wants to see you." Said EDI with voice.

"Very well I will see him in exercise room". Said Garfield.

Garfield entered the exercise room and began running to rockin workout music that reminded him of the highschool years.

"Now this is taking my back." Said Garfield with nostalgia.

While Garfield was reminiscing of glory days of football and girls, Grunt walked in and approached Garfield with earnest.

"Garfield, I am having trouble I am feeling anger and angst." Said Grunt with angsty face.

"It is ok my friend you are going through the puberty." Said Garfield with biology.

"I feel all new things that are new." Said Grunt the Krogan.

"It is ok let us have friendly bicycle race that will help work out hormones." Said Garfield with physicality.

Garfield and Grunt then had a friendly bicycle race around the Normany to work off stress and Hormones. Garfield came in first by large lead but Grunt did not mind to lose to such man power.

"You are too much man for me Garfield." Said Grunt with perspiration.

"It is ok, but do you feel better." Said Garfield with concern.

"No I am afraid I think we will need to be going to Krogan home world to ask Krogan elders." Said Grunt the Krogan with tantrum.

"Very well we will go and see elders and have you cured. Put the pedal to medal and blaze us to Krogan home world!" Roared Garfield with orders.

The Normany sped to Tuchunka the home of Krogan galaxy over in order to find solution to grunts riddle of adolescence. When they arrived on Tuchunka Garfield and crew waltzed out to surroundings.

"Where is Krogan leader?!?!" Cried out Garfield to the heavens. On hearing Garfields call a Krogan approached Garfield.

"The Krogan leader is over there." Pointed the Krogan.

"Thank you krogan." Said Garfield with gratitude as he walked off. As Garfield walked he saw a Krogan guarding a door and approached him.

"Where is this lead?" Asked Garfield with curiousness.

"This is where krogan females are. No aliens are allowed to see females not even Garfield." Said Krogan with warning air.

"I SEE ALL FEMALES." Declared Garfield with righteous roaring as he head butted the krogan into the ground. After the stupid krogan was head butted, Garfield lunged into female camp where he made sweet lovings to all Krogan females for many hours. After his lovefest Garfield went back to the male camp to get back to business.

"There is the Krogan leader." Said Grunt, pointing to the Krogan leader.

Garfield strutted up to the Krogan leader like a hotshot cowboy and stared into his eyes with resolute.

"What is wrong with my Krogan?!" Demanded Garfield, pointing towards Grunt.

"Your Krogan is in puberty he needs to go through the rite. You must go see the Shaman." Said the Krogan leader.

"I respect culture I will do the rites." Said Garfield with civil rights. With this said Garfield and Grunt went to the Shaman who was doing a shaman dance.

"Halt shaman I want none your foolery." Said Garfield with staring eyes.

"I am doing cultural ritual, respect our heritage." Said the Shaman.

"I respect three things, Strength, justice, America and Lasagna." Said Garfield with heart.

"Very good Garfield you are manly enough for the rite. You must go ahead into the arena and survive all challenges." Said the Shaman with admiration.

Garfield and Grunt went into an area ready for heated challenges and challenging battles.

"Look Garfield there are wolves." Said Grunt with concern.

"I never met a wolf I did not like to slam." Said Garfield wittily as he took the wolves and slammed them one on one like lightweight footballs.

After shattering wolves like glass, Garfield and Grunt heard loud earthquake sound. It was the Thrasher Maw!

"Haha Garfield I see you beaten my wolves but can you best me with mighty muscle?" Challenged the Thrasher Maw with high self esteem.

"I take on all!" Roared Garfield with a bellyful of courage.

"We will see who is true manliness!" Said the Thrasher Maw as he faced down Garfield in showdown stance.

Garfield and thrasher maw circled each other with battlefield legs eyeing each other like doves ready for combats. Suddenly the Thrasher Maw pulled out his flamerthrower and began spraying flames of ambition at Garfield.

"Haha Garfield the Tempreature is rising in celsius, I hope you are not getting too hot for your fur!" Mocked the Thrasher maw with defiant grin.

"Ahggaaga!" Cried out Garfield as his fur singed in hotness.

"You will be cat stew on my turkey dinner!" roared the Thrasher Maw with evil snickers.

"Here have knuckle sandwhich instead but do not be choking on the bone!" Said Garfield with cool style as he jumped at the Thrasher Maw and punched him with the force of runaway speed train.

"Nooo why meeee." Cried the Thrasher Maw as he was punched in two with manly force.

After beating the evil Thrasher Maw with mind and body, Garfield and Grunt returned to Krogan camp to receive praise.

"Congratulations Garfield you beat the Thrasher Maw, you are now honorary king of the Krogan." Said the Krogan leader.

"Yes thank you Garfield, now I am no longer in puberty and can control my emotions." Said Grunt the team Krogan.

"It is no problem I needed good work out." Said Garfield with thumbs up.

With these wise words Garfield and crew returned to Normany. Garfield however had to head to med lab for check ups since he was burned.

"Your fur is burned but you should be ok." Said Dr. Chackwas with relief.

"Are you sure, would like closer examination?" Said Garfield with sass.

"Yes maybe a more indepth check up is needed." Said Dr. Chackwas with flirty smile.

"Perhaps you need a check up, doctor, maybe you need to take off your clothes just in case there are lice in your pants." Said Garfield with romance.

"Oh Garfield you make me feel like school girl in love." Said Dr. Chackwas with love sick eyes.

"Hey I like professionals and you are one professional babe." Said Garfield with glimmer in the eyes.

"Garfield I have been seeing you from the distance but too afraid to speak, but I need you now in the moment of danger. Will you have me?" Said Dr. Chackwas with heartfelt love.

"Yes my medical equipment is ready right now." Said Garfield slyly as they embraced and made lovings on the lab tables all night long with medical precision.

To be continued…