Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 4

It was a warm sunny morning on the Normany, full of bloomring rose flowers and violet plants. Garfield was playing intense games of B-ball with Garrus in the B-ball arena. A boom box was playing cool hip hop beats while they were playing. Garfield and Garrus were both scoring slam dunks and making points. Garfield had the ball was spinning it on his finger like hurricane. Garrus was trying to block the ball with his legs. Garfield then threw the ball from across the field scoring a basket with mighty swoosh and winning the game.

"Wow Garfield that is one kind of shot." Said Garrus with awe.

"It was nothing, I am working up sweat though, let us hit the showers." Said Garfield with sweaty confidence.

In the locker room Garrus snapped Garfield's behind with his towel for comedy.

"Haha Garrus you are such comedian." Said Garfield with jolly laughter.

"Towels are fierce weapons for proud warriors." Said Garrus jokingly.

"Garfield this is EDI we have new reports of crew member for you, Jack the criminal." Said EDI with informative voice.

"Where is this criminal?" Said Garfield with question.

"Jack is in the Blue Suns flying prison Purgatory." Said EDI.

"I do not like Blue Suns they are unmanly bad doers." Said Garfield with distrust.

"It is ok they promised not to do bad." Said EDI with consolation.

"Very well set course for Purgatory at Maximum Speed, do not stop for man woman or child." Said Garfield, finger pointing in the air.

The Normany sped for Purgatory with galactic urgency, not stopping for supernovas or black holes. At arriving at Purgatory Garfield landed on roof and entered flying prison.

"Greeting Garfield I am Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory I am here to guide you to Jack." Said the Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory.

"Better not try to be funny or I will silence humor forever." Said Garfield with serious tone.

"I promise to be good and right citizen." Said Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory.

The Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory led Garfield to a Cell which had Jack in it.

"Hello Garfield, I am Jack the criminal, I am bad person." Said Jack.

"You are girl yet not girly." Said Garfield with wonder.

"I am tough scrappy female with troubled past." Said Jack.

"Come let us go back to Normany." Said Garfield in understanding tone.

"No so fast Garfield you are my prison now." Said Evil blue Suns Leader of Purgatory as he surrounded Garfield and Jack with many Blue Suns Soldiers.

"WHAT?!?!" Said Garfield with uproarious roar.

"I am taking you in prison for money I will be rich." Said Blue Suns Leaders with lusty greed.

"You Blue Suns are Yellow like dogs, first you take my Lasagna now you take my freedom, no more I will be sending you to a early Hell morning!!" Shouted Garfield with Manly vocal chords.

"It is too late Garfield you are surrounded, you are mine forever!" Said Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory.

"Humph, fool you are the one in prison of greed." Said Garfield with philosophy. Garfield then put his fingers in the mouth and blew his whistle with fury. Garfields custom Harley Davidson motorcycle with Lasagna headlights then crashed through the ceiling jamming cool triumphant music as it came. Garfield then hopped on the motorcycle and put on his sunglasses because the sun always shines on Garfield even in spaceships.

"Time for joyriding." Said Garfield chilly as he took out a lasagna flavored cigarette and put it in his mouth. Garfield put his motorcycle on hyperspeed and blazed through the Blue Suns mercenaries.

"Curses you Garfield!" Said the Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory as he shook his fist in the air.

"I have appetites for violence and it is almost dinner time." Said Garfield as he puffed on his lasagna flavored cigarette.

"Chew on this Garfield!" Said Blue Suns leader as he chucked grenade at Garfield with desperation.

"You should try some of your own cookings before serving." Said Garfield Cooley as he shot the grenade with his Desert Eagle back at the Blue suns Leader of Purgatory who caught it in his mouth.

"ARGHARFIELD." Screamed the Blue Suns Leader of Purgatory as he exploded.

"Looks like it blew up in your stomach." Said Garfield slyly as he walked away.

"Garfield we must leave now." Said Jack the criminal.

"No problem babe, hop on my Harley." Said Garfield. Jack hopped on the back of his motorcycle gripping Garfields waste. Garfield and Jack rode out of Purgatory with speed of unicorns.

"Here is present to remember me by." Said Garfield as he look back the ship and tossed his lasagna flavored cigarette at the Purgatory causing it to explode.

Garfield and Jack landed back in the Normany where Garrus and crew were waiting.

"Good work Garfield you saved the day again." Said Garrus with thumbs up.

"It was easy like lasagna cake." Said Garfield with relaxed sigh.

"Garfield you saved my life but I still don't like you because I am bad." Said Jack the criminal.

"Hoho, Garfield looks like she will not fall for your charms." Said Garrus jokingly.

"Want to bet? I can make lady out of her yet." Said Garfield with knowingness.

"Ok, Garfield I bet you 500 dollars of lasagna you cannot make her into proper lady." Said Garrus with smirk.

"You are on bone head!" Said Garfield with handshake. Garfield then walked over to Jack with purpose.

"Jack I am taking you to shopping, and making you into lady." Said Garfield

"Ok, but I am still not likeing you." Said Jack. Garfield and Jack then went to Citadel to go shopping for clothes and makeup and perfume.

"Try on this dress, Jack." Said Garfield as he gave her a short purple sparkly dress.

"Ok Garfield, but I still don't like you" Said Jack as she tried on the dress.

Jack tried on the purple dress as well as matching purse, and perfume with smell of flowers and lasagna.

"Garfield I feel like true woman, thank you." Said Jack with gratitude.

"No problem lets go back to Normany for celebration." Said Garfield.

On returning to the Normany, Garrus saw Jack as true lady and realized he lost the bet.

"Wow she is true lady, I have lost bet, here is your 500 dollars in lasagna, Garfield." Said Garrus with defeat.

"Thank you Garrus I will spend it on pantaloons." Said Garfield with victory. As Garfield took his prize money he went to the captains cabin where he saw Jack was waiting for him.

"Garfield you are like man like no other, I did not think love was possible until now." Said Jack with love in her eyes.

"You are special lady now that you have nice dress and are pretty to look at." Said Garfield with understanding voice.

"Yes Garfield thank you for making me worthwhile, let me thank you with special gift." Said Jack with flirtations.

"Sure think sexy babe, let me show you my Jack." Said Garfield with a wink and nod.

"Let me warn you, I am rough and tough rebel." Said Jack with sass.

"I will rebel in your pants." Said Garfield with romance. Garfield and Jack then embrace and made sweet lovings all day and all night until they broke dawn.

To be continued…