Gilmore Garfield: Boy Trouble
This story is for my sister who
watches Gilmore Girls, I hope she likes it!
Rory Gilmore was in her house
thinking about boys and clothes when Lorelei Gilmore walked in.
"Hello Rory what is
up" said Lorelei with tenders. Lorelei could say "what is up" to
Rory because they were like buddies.
"I am thinking of a new
hunky boy I met today in school." Said Rory Gilmore with
dreaminess.
"Who is this hunk man will
you finally find your husband so you can give me grandchildren?" Said Lorelei with zestiness.
"Oh mom you are making me
embarrassed." Responded Rory Gilmore, her body full of
embarrassment.
"Enough of the silliness, now tell me more of this boy" Scolded
Lorelei Gilmore.
"His name is Garfield and
he is the manliness man I have ever met yet wiser than Greek
philosophers." Responded Rory with eyes full of love.
"Yet I am of concern
because he is moving fast, he wants to rush to have sex but I am unsure if I am
ready." Said Rory with concern in her heart and eyes.
"You must listen to your
heart and the answer will come to you." Said Lorelei
Gilmore with ponderance.
The next day in school, Rory
Gilmore was talking to her Asian friend.
"Hello Rory what are you
doing." Asked her Asian friend.
"I am waiting for the love
of my life (Garfield)." Said Rory full of swooning.
"I hope I too will one day
meet a real man like Garfield." Said Rory's Asian
friend.
A boy then approached Rory
Gilmore with an arrogant walk.
"You will go out with me
Rory I am the captain of the football team." Said the
boy.
"No you are a creep, I
have a man" Said Rory Gilmore.
"I do not care you will
date me and be my wife." Said the boy.
Then out of nowhere they heard
heavy metal rock and roll music. From the distance they saw Garfield riding his
custom Harley Davidson down the hallway with ice cool style. Garfield saw the
punk harassing Roy Gilmore and grabbed him by the neck
"You are not man enough to
touch women." Roared Garfield with masculinity.
"Please forgive me Garfield ." Begged the punk.
"You are already forgiven,
in fact I will give you a basketball lesson, here is a
slam dunk." Said Garfield with wit as he slammed the
punk through a basketball net.
"Garfield you are a hero
you saved my life." Said Roy Gilmore with love and
gratitude.
"No problem sugar cheeks, lets go to lunch." Said Garfield
with tough guy attitude.
Garfield and Rory Gilmore went
to the Cafeteria and went up to the cafeteria lady to get their food.
"Where is the
Lasagna?" Demanded Garfield with blazing fury.
"There is no Lasagna only
mashed potatoes." Responded the Cafeteria lady with
nutrition.
"This is unacceptable!
Here is your just Desserts!" cried out Garfield
as he headbutted the Cafeteria lady in rage.
Afterwards, Garfield and Rory
Gilmore sat down to eat lunch and have discussions.
"Rory I want you to come
to my Bachelor Pad tonight for romance." Said Garfield
with determination.
"I do not know I am full
of nerves." Said Rory Gilmore with spine tingling.
"It will be all alright
trust me." Said Garfield reassuredly.
That night Rory Gilmore drove
to Garfields Bachelor Pad filled with excitement and
worry.
"Come on in." Said Garfield wearing a velvet leisure suit.
When Rory Gilmore entered the
Bachelor Pad she noticed that the lights were low and that baby making music
was playing.
"Sit down here with
me." Said Garfield pointing to his heart shaped beanbag chair.
Rory Gilmore sat down with
Garfield, and Garfield put his arm around her. As she came closer she smelled a sexy cologne.
"That is a sexy cologne
Garfield, you smell like peaches in May." Said Rory
Gilmore with love struckness.
"Thank you I have romance
planned so relax." Said Garfield soothingly as he leaned
forward to kiss Rory Gilmore. But as he leaned over to kiss her they
heard someone bust the door down and burst in.
"STOP!" cried out the
mystery man. He was Garfield!
"The one you are in
kissing with is no Garfield! He is an imposter who snuck in your school and has
been seducing you for evil purpose!" Cried out the real
Garfield with truth.
"What?!??!."
Cried out Rory Gilmore in panic.
The imposter Garfield removed
his Garfield mask to reveal he was really Odie!
"Curse you Garfield for
the last time." Shouted out Odie
with evil.
"Odie
so you are still alive among the living what evilness are you up to." Asked Garfield with incense.
"I will put my seed in
Rory Gilmore so I can carry on my noble bloodline." Responded
Odie with sneering growl.
"Your are cursed bloodline!
Now I will finish you off for keeps!" Shouted Garfield
drawing out his combat knife.
"I will be seeing you
try!" Responded Odie taking
out his own knife.
Garfield and Odie clashed knives like two wild eggbeaters locked in
struggle. Odie managed to slash Garfield over one of
his eyes making a manly scar on him.
"You are getting old
Garfield!" Taunted Odie with
jolly laughter.
"You are getting
dead!" responded Garfield with awesome style, as he kicked Odies knife out of his hand.
"You are beaten!" Declared Garfield with triumph.
"You will never catch
me!" Shouted Odie as he dove
out into his Yacht, rearing to escape.
"I will bring justice to
you!" Yelled Garfield as he jumped into his sport boat
ready for chase. As Garfield started the motor he put on his shades
because he knew it was show time.
As Garfield gained speed Odie threw out dynamite bombs making Garfield swerve and
lose his Maximum Speed. Odie was almost across the
border to Mexico where he could continue his crime canine empire.
"He is escaping!" Raged Garfield with desperation. All hope seemed lost when
Garfield heard a voice.
"AMAKOOOOOOOOO."
It was Jon Arbuckle in a
helicopter!
"Here Garfield take this
rocket launcher you know what to do." Said Jon Arbuckle
as he tossed Garfield a rocket launcher.
"Thanks Jon Arbuckle I
will use it with friendship." Announced Garfield with
kindness in his heart.
Garfield pointed the rocket
launcher at Odie.
"You are the rocketman." Said Garfield slyly
while pulling the trigger, sending rockets to Odie
with express speed, exploding Odie with great impact.
Garfield returned to Rory
Gilmore to give her comfort.
"I thought I met the
perfect man." Said Rory Gilmore with disappointment.
"You just met the perfect
man. Come on I will take you home." Said Garfield as
they drove off in his Red Corvette listening to a mix tape.
The
End??