Garfield: Maximum Speed
It was a bright morning filled
with misty joy, when Garfield awoke from slumber.
"I am Hungry."
Garfield thought with hungerous glee. "I must
have food or my stomach will rebel."
Jon Arbuckle was cleaning his
dishes and Odie was busy practicing his fencing.
"Good morning, Garfield,
did you hear? Lasagna Palace has opened!"
"Lasagna
Palace? What is this Tom Foolery?!" Roared
Garfield.
"Check the TV, there the
truth will be revealed." Responded Jon Arbuckle.
Garfield looked at the
television and saw a beautiful commercial.
"Lasagna
Palace, where all of your Lasagna fantasies will become reality."
"I will go to this palace,
and find my lasagna." Said Garfield.
Be careful Garfield, for I
sense dangerous peril." Said Jon Arbuckle.
"I am always
careful." Responded Garfield as he walked out the door.
Garfield walked down the street
whistling his sweet music when a bus passed him on the road. Upon seeing the
bus Garfield thought to himself. "What strangeness."
All of a sudden Garfield's cell
phone leaped to life with a thrilling shriek.
"Who is this?!"
Garfield sternly demanded.
"I am Howard Payne, the
Lasagna Bomber!" Responded an EVIL voice.
"Pop quiz
Garfield, What do you do when there is a bomb on a bus filled with
innocents?!"
"What madness is
this?!" Garfield bombasted.
"There is a bomb on that
bus that just passed you, and if the bus goes under maximum speed, it will
explode!!" Shouted the vile voice.
"Oh
No! I am the only one who can save them!"
Garfield rushed to the bus and
flung himself in.
"Who are you acrobatic
cat?" Bellowed the bus driver.
"I am Garfield and there
is a bomb on this bus, you must drive at maximum speed."
Upon seeing Garfield, a shifty
man stood up and pointed a gun at Garfield.
"You will not take me
Garfield! I am not going to prison, if you do not believe me then look at the
point of my gun for it is not a liar." Said the man with
great haste.
"Relax man, I am not here
for you, whatever you did I am sure you are sorry. Here I am not a cat, we are just two cool dudes on a bus." Responded
Garfield in a cooley chill
voice.
The man seemed to relax but
then a stupid man in football suit tried to tackle him causing him to fire at
the driver who was hurt. Garfield kicked away the man's gun with furious speed.
"Stay there, crime
rat." Scolded Garfield.
Garfield rushed to the driver
who was hurt bad.
"My friend, your sacrifice
will not be in vain, I will eat you, and your strength will be mine own." Said Garfield tenderly to the driver. And so Garfield ate
the driver.
"Who will now drive the
bus?!" asked Garfield.
A very pretty lady stood up.
"I will drive the
bus!" She exclaimed.
"Ok get your rear into
gear and get over here!" Shouted Garfield.
"What must I do?" She
asked.
"You must keep the bus at
MAXIMUM SPEED to avoid certain detonation." Responded
Garfield. They sped along the highway at maximum speed but all was not
well.
"This is too fast, if we
keep going at this speed, the passengers will get sea sick!" The young woman
said concernedly.
"That is a risk I am
willing to take." Responded Garfield with stern
determination.
A few miles ahead, Garfield saw
that the road ended in a dead end right off a freeway.
"Oh no if we keep going
there will be certain doom!" Said the woman.
"I know but what choice do
we have?" responded Garfield.
It was then in the distance
that they saw a figure. It was none other than Jon Arbuckle.
Jon Arbuckles
eyes flashed with the fury of the owl.
Jon Arbuckle bent his knees and
put his hands to the side while beginning to mutter some words.
energy was
building in Jon Arbuckle's hands as he said the words.
"AMAKOOOOO" a blast
of energy shot forth from Jon Arbuckles hands and
destroyed the bus killing everyone but Garfield who cast a barrier spell in time.
"Garfield I have been
looking all over for you thank goodness you are alright." Exclaimed Jon Arbuckle.
"Yes but I will have
vengeance on the Lasagna bomber, and avenge those innocent passengers." Said Garfield.
Garfield shook his fist at the
sun. "I WILL AVENGE YOU!!"
Garfield and Jon Arbuckle
walked into the Lasagna Palace with renewed determination.
To be continued…