Garfield Part 2: The Magic
Portal
Garfield
and Jon Arbuckle entered the Lasagna Palace after their tango with the Lasagna
bomber. There they saw glorius things. They saw
Lasagna covered in gold silver and even brass, it was a delicious site indeed.
"Garfield
look at this isnt it
incredible?" Asked Jon Arbuckle.
"Yes
but I need to find the counter and order before I revolt from hunger." Said Garfield.
Garfield
spotted the counter and approached, but to his startlement
he recognized who was behind it!
"IT
IS THE LASAGNA BOMBER!" Said Garfield.
"What?!? How could
you be alive?!?!" Said the Lasagna bomber, as he
fled with a jogging motion.
"Why
is the Lasagna bomber here?!' Demanded Jon Arbuckle.
"It
is obvious he was planning to destroy the statue of liberty with Lasagna
hellfire!" Responded Garfield.
"Quickly,
we must follow him!" Said Garfield, following the
Lasagna bomber to a back room. In the room Garfield saw the Lasagna
bomber leap into a portal.
"We
must follow him into the unknown land!" said Garfield, as he leaped into
the portal.
"I
am in your tail!" shouted Jon Arbuckle.
Out of
the portal the Garfield and Jon Arbuckle arrived in front of a large building
surrounded by trees.
In
front of the building they saw three young youths.
"What
is this place you loiterers?!" Asked
Garfield with righteous fury.
" This is Hogwarts. I am Harry Potter answered a bespeckled youth, and these are my friends Hermione and
Ron. We have been expecting you Garfield."
"Of
course" answered Garfield. "The Lasagna Bomber must have came here to force himself on Voldemort so that they can conspire for the purposes of
evil."
"Yes."
Answered Harry Potter, "You must come into Hogwarts and
study magic so you can battle them."
They
entered Hogwarts and wandered its halls when Hermione spoke to Garfield.
"Garfield
you are ruggedly handsome, will you not be my boyfriend?"
"Sorry,
pussylips." Answered Garfield.
"My only love is fighting and adventure."
As they
trespassed the halls a young man with blonde hair
approached them.
"haHA Garfield! I am Draco Malfoy, and I will not let you pass! I will defeat you in
the name of the darkness!"
"Alright
kid lets throw it down!" Responded
Garfield.
They
fought with blinding fury, exchanging blows like pumas in the jungle. Draco Malfoy used his double kick technique but Garfield
countered with a shoryuken he learned from Ryu.
"Agaga!" Cried out Draco Malfoy.
"You
are beaten!" Said Garfield
"I
not think!" Said Draco Malfoy has he threw a
lightning shock into Garfields eyes like a dirty
trickster.
"My eyes you rodent!!" Shouted Garfield as he fell on the ground.
"Now
you are the one who is beat!" Said Draco as he stood
over Garfield.
"No
fool I hope you did not eat dinner yet for it is time for a meal of lead!"
Said Garfield as Garfield fired into Draco Malfoys
chest with his left leg which was also a shotgun. The shot went through Draco Malfoy and set him dead.
"Garfield
I did not know your left leg was a shotgun." Said Jon
Arbuckle.
"Yes,
I had it replaced during World War I." Responded
Garfield.
"But Garfield that was a long time ago." Said Jon Arbuckle.
"No,
this one was in the future." Responded Garfield.
"Come
Garfield, we must teach you magic." Said Harry Potter.
"No."
Said Garfield. "Magic is for women and impotents."
Than
what will you do Garfield?" Asked Harry Potter.
"I
will train like a man and get super strength." Responded
Garfield. "I will have to train in TIMES ZERO gravity.
"TIMES
ZERO GRAVITY?!" Everyone responded in unison.
"You
are a mad cat, you will surely be crushed by such
intense force." Said Jon Arbuckle.
"No,
I am made of iron muscle now I will go into my gravity machine for training, do
not disturb me." Said Garfield with fighting spirit.
"What
a man." Thought Hermione.
Garfield
entered his gravity chamber and prepared to train for the final combat.
To be
continued…