Dude, Rivers is so CUTE. Just look at that. I love the little nerdy glasses and the shy-yet-somehow-rebellious thing. *Sigh* And besides that, his lyrics are beautiful and always seem to make me happy (or happier, whichever the case may be.) And he so rocks on geetar. So, eh, now that I've disgusted you with my gushing, I'll stop.

Oh, wait...
REASONS WHY RIVERS IS DA MAN (HAHAHAHA...THAT SOUNDS FUNNY)
*sexy glasses (heh)
*is shy and introverted...like me
*has a cool name (say it with me...CUOOOOMO)
*writes all the wonderful, emotional, beautiful lyrics
*has cool hair
*great musician
*and ya just gotta love a guy with that many sweaters.