Seems like all my friends have troubles
Handling this or dealing with that
and then I take a deep breath and I look at my life
well there's nothing more scary than that

I joke a lot about my present affairs
but there's even more that I hide
I wouldn't be so damned indecisive
if I just knew what I liked

	I've tried mysogeny and alcohol- the 2 make an awful pair
	I've tried mysticism and marijuana - i only grew my hair
	I've tried love and masturbation - the only thing that works
	but you can't be your own loved one, and you can't love a jerk


Keeping in line with these morbid insights
I might as well give this up
I never loved another woman
If she didn't have at least a C-Cup