1)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
4)Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
5)Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
6)Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
7)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
8)Ask, "Did you feel that?"
9)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
10)Tell people that you can see their aura.
11)Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
12)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
13)Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
14)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
15)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
16)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
17)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I have new socks on."
