Alright, the basics. What is your name?

Email? Come on, I'm not gonna spam you, don't be a wuss.

Since music is the most important thing in life, what is your favorite band?

Favorite solo-artist?

Whats your favorite cereal?
Captain Crunch Kix Lucky Charms Cheerios Corn Flakes Grape Nuts Corn Pops Cinnamin Toast Crunch Granola I dont like cereal/dont have a favorite
Other?

Which of these accents sounds coolest?
British Australian Swedish American Canadian Russian Latin Irish Dexter's

You would rather spend your afternoon:
Collecting potatoe chips that look like American Presidents Starting a Pancake farm in your closet Laying in a field pretending to be a corpse, and when the vultures come jump up and yell "Boo!"

Whats the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Have you ever cross dressed?
Hell no. I'm not a freak! I'm a jerk. No, but I dont have a problem with cross-dressers. Sure I have. Wanna see a polaroid? How did YOU find out? Well, technically its no longer cross dressing since the operation.

What is a cool website I should check out?

Did Lee Harvey Oswell really kill JFK?

No
Yes
I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Somehow, I seem to have missed the most controversial assasination of this century, and don't know what your refering to.

The coolest thing about the 80's was:
The hair The leg warmers The Cure The fall of the Berlin Wall Duran Duran videos

The most annoying current fad is:
hot pink shag clothing sayings like "princess" and "bad girl" on everything wearing visors upside down and to the side cootie cutters w/ shiny hooker boots rolling up one pant leg SPANDEX FLARE PANTS dressing your third grader up like a ho all white outfits poorly done nasty highlights wearing cowboy hats with everything huge spice girl sandals

Explain the phrase, "ill nana" to me.

Whose your favorite Greek/Roman mythological character?

Does or does not country suck?
Yes, it sucks. Yes, except for Patsy Cline Shut up y'all, I like country.

How do you eat your recies peices peanut butter cup?

What is your preffered type of underwear?
Boxers Breifs G- String Bikini Panties Regular Panties. Adult Diapers

Placoidei is:
a group of fishes with placoid scales a reptile of genus Placodus a fossil of the class Placodermi a commom genus of freshwater parasitic leeches something I probably can't pronounce

Like any cool comics?

Which of the following is the best David Bowie Song?
Ziggy Stardust.
I'm Afraid Of Americans
Scary Monsters
Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
I am ignorant and have no knowledge of this man among men, this god on earth, this supreme being known as David Bowie
Sara, shut up.

What does the word "spatula" make you think of?

I'm feeling slighty nauseous at the moment. Are you?
Nope Yes, oh god make it stop.

If you were stuck on a raft for a month with someone, and you could pick someone to go with you, who would it be?

What is your favorite cult movie?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Shock Treatment Logan's Run Heavy Metal Hell Comes To Frogtown Any Greg Araki Movie Any Kevin Smith Movie Blue Velvet Tank Girl The Sound of Music Clockwork Orange The Crowe Dune Little Shop of Horrors Rock N Roll High
This list is getting a bit long and I know there are a lot more, so just write any others here.

If you had one wish, you would wish for (and NO you can't wish for more wishes or world peace):

From what you've seen of my site, it...
is intensly awesome is pretty cool is alright sucks is making me twitch in places I didn't know I had Helen?

Comments? Questions? Anything at all?

Just Screw It