NAME: ENDY-SHMENDY RANK: CAPTAIN POLICECHIEF GIGS: 11 FAVOURITE: ALL THE EDINBURGH ONES, T IN THE PARK LAST YEAR REAL JOB: CATERING MANAGER The original guy in a tie, the captain was the one who first introduced everybody to the cult of Policechief, whilst at the same time slowly persuading us all we should be wearing silly 70-s cop gear to the gigs. Credited with inventing the Chief chant, as well as converting at least twenty unsuspecting victims to the addiction that is seeing Airdire's finest live. Also responsible for the t-shirts seen at the most recent shows, bootleg cd's, and official contact between the guys and the band's management. Official (live) photographer to the band, and creator of sleepless in seafield. Was offered the job of maintaining the Policechief website, but no one band can ever be bigger than seafield...