Here are some links to my favourite sites. Go check them out if you're bored or sick to death of my page!

Nothing better to do:
My AOL Page For those who don't have evil AOL and can't read my normal profile.

Message Board of Bad Poetry Post all of that middle school poetry that makes you blush and wish you were never an angst-ridden teenager. Then read other people's poems and realize that you are not alone.

ViewAskew Productions This is Kevin Smith's production company...the same god who brought you Clerks (the movie and TV show), Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

How to Keep an Idiot Busy The title basically says it all. This is my favourite place to go when I'm really bored.

Eternal Bubble Wrap Even more wonnerful than the Idiot page...

SomethingAwful Hilarious articles, really bad links, and "Slap my ass! That's funny!" photoshop Fridays.

Sinfest comics Start from the beginning, get to know the characters, and be like me and save all of your favourite strips in your favourites folder. So worth your time...

Fun games for the whole family!:
The Love Calculator Type in your name and your crush's name and find out if you two are compatible or not. Or disgust your friends by entering their name and my brother's name!

Alanis Morissette Lyrics Generator Just type in some words and the "machine" makes a special angst-ridden song sure to make you giggle inanely.

Cartoovie Games I personally recommend Clicks, even though I've never beaten it, although it seems everyone else has. I swear, I just get worse the more I play that stupid game!

Emode Pretty good quizzes, nothing quite as funny as The Spark, but still something interesting to do in computer class.

Helpful Services:
Spark Notes! Helpful notes on books your teachers will make you read, hilarious "projects" (try the "Date my Sister" or "Stinky Feet" projects), and raunchy quizzes, guaranteed to entertain you for hours.

Slacker Central A great place for kids like me who just don't have the energy to get schoolwork done. Has book summaries, language translators, and links to experts who can help you solve any last-minute homework questions. No quizzes though. Poo.

Language Translator A great site to get your foreign language homework translated...not that I've ever used it for that, of course.

"Alternative" Dictionaries Wanna curse out your friends in Spanish? Swedish? Icelandic? Yiddish? (OY!) Almost every language imaginable...a site full of filthy language...

Baby Names! Do you want help naming your children (legitamate or otherwise)? Do you want to find out some funny nicknames to call your friends? Have no fear! Pregnant moms to the rescue!

EvilPeople, Inc. A good place to sell your soul, find people without souls, and read nasty emails from hard-core Catholics who actually think this site is for real. (Is it? I don't know. All I know is that I'm keeping my soul in me for a lil longer.)

Electronic Voodoo Curses Have an ex who's such a bastard/bitch that you can't even comprehend how to get back at them? Do you have an arch-nemesis who needs some karmic comeuppance? Or do you just have a friend with a really good sense of humour? Send them an e-curse. Trust me, it works.