|Forum|Articles|PC Maintenance.   PC Maintenance ITS...NTK...FUCK, WHAT IS IT THIS WEEK! September 23 2001 at 2:01 AM Cyber Seduction, King of the Britons (no login) After reading the most recent post by our forum Power-That-Be Anubis, it occurred to me that I had enough material to make a post about PC Maintenance I, also after only after 3 classes. Upon walking into class the first day I cringed as I was bombarded by a classroom setup that brought back horrid memories of the Infamous JVS Electronics Room. As with Anubis, my Group Work Detection Node gave notice to the work areas with 2 seats and I computercringe number 2. I quickly found a seat (with a computer) in the backest, darkest corner I could find. I then took a second to look at the computer in front of me. It was a 366MHz CeleronCringe Number 3. As other victims, I mean students, walked into the room I saw amongst them a person that I knew. Realizing that inevitably the person sitting next to me was going to be my partner, and going against my nature, I raised shields and hailed them. This particular female was someone I knew to be as smart as I was in the realm of PC Maintenance. Praise Be to the Eyeball Gods. Shortly there after the profeteachInstructor entered the room, reeking of Mountain Dew, Barbeque Fritos, and Solder ResinI was among friends. The instructor's first words were, "This is PC Maintenance I. If you aren't supposed to be here you can leave anytime and if you are supposed to be here, I 'm sorry." The Instructor spent the next hour and a half going over the various networking classes available at Clark State and the resulting Certifications that could be gained after taking each. This was followed by a half hour speech about each type of certification (ei: Cisco, Novell, Microsoft) and the various types under each of those. (ei: CCNA, MCSE) And the last half hour was spent listening to him tell us why this class in inane because Apples are so much better than IBM's, explaining in detail why this was the case. Cringe Number 4. I am sorry to say that I listened to all of the parts of this spiel as I didn't have a rack full of cool equipment to stare at. All I had to stare at was a workbench full of computer equipment that someone couldn't pay me to take. The rest of the quarter should be a real treat.     Syntax Error/:|Forum|Articles|