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the other white meat.
By Anubis
Counselor: Well I think you really need to make more of an
attempt to network with your classmates
Me: Well I would like too but none of them have Ethernet cards.
...
Well I started networking class the other day. The fact that
I think I have enough fodder to write an article about this soon
should give you an idea of the classes, um, article-worthy-ness.
A few things I noticed on the first day
The classroom is small. Really really small. You could fit
maybe 12 people in here, max. No wonder I had such a hard time
getting in. On top of that the fact that there were only eight
computers for these 12 people set off my highly evolved Group
Work Detection Node.
The only other thing in the room that gave any indication
that this was a networking class as opposed to,say Engilsh 12A,
were the two largish 19' racks full of hubs and routers and other
networking paraphanlea in the front of the room. For most of
the two hours the teacher was talking about (INSERT CURRICULUM
2.0 HERE) I was staring at those mounts, wondering if I could
synthesize a suitable nerve gas substitute from the stuff that
was in my pockets at the time and if so, would the front desk
question a nerd dragging a rack of hubs and forty feet of trailing
wires out to his car.
The teacher said right off the bat that you should have taken
either network 150 or network 152 (whatever the hell they were)
before taking this class. It was not a prerequisite in spring,
when I signed up in spring there were no prerequisites but according
to Curriculum 2.0, which they instituted in summer, there now
is. Incidentally according to Curriculum 2.0 most of the classes
I took in the year before don't exist. Anyway, needless to say,
half the people in there had not taken network 150 or 152
As I sat there, trying to stay awake I found myself staring
at the "racks" in the front of the room. each of the
racks had about 800 RJ-45 patch cables dangling from the front
of them. Now in my (admittedly) extremely limited networking
experience cables have always been color coded, or numbered so
that the guy who was hooking them up knew which cable went to
which device. Everyone of these cables was institutional blue,
and they had no markings. And what the hell was up with all those
AUI transceivers.
(I should probably say something here. I don't know how prevalent
AUI is in the PC world but in the Mac world AUI has not been
hot since the Reagan Administration. The reason for this is simple,
AUI uses the same 15 pin port as Mac monitors do and back in
the late 80s when Apple started putting AUI in Macs people were
mistaking it for the monitor port. End of aside)
The first day he went over the most basic of computer concepts.
he started by explaining what a capacitor was and closed by explaining
what binary was. Yawn.
After seeing what the subject matter was like several people
(all bimbos) dropped, because they thought the class would be
too hard. No comment
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