|Forum|Articles|The Gate. By Cyber Seduction     The Gate October 24 2001 at 10:13 AM Cyber Seduction (no login) I ditched school today and I am glad that I did, because otherwise I would have missed Bill Gates' appearance on Regis and Kelly. After watching this asshole being interviewed for about 5 minutes, it became clear that I should have a vomit bucket within arms reach. For the entire interview, my eyes were trained on the part of the tv that was still visable over the paper bag I was breathing into. First, it's worth mentioning that Regis kept calling the OS XP Windows, which was annoying to begin with. But the nauseating part about the whole thing was the snow job that The Gate was giving the american people. He kept talking about how XP was the operating system to beat all operating systems, and how this OS will revolutionize the way we use computers...sound a little like the keynote speech to anyone else but me? Anyway, then he went on to say that this OS will be completely Crash-Free and because it is so structurally sounds, it will save the average person 1 week a year in time...gage me. He was talking about being able to organize pictures and sounds any way you want to. After he said that, something occured to me...YOU CAN ALLREADY DO THAT IN BOTH WINDOWS 9x AND OS 9. Oh, and I got one for you Anubis, he was also talking about the new microsoft hardware/software that involves organizing music in mp3 form and being able take it with you anywhere you go, as it will be able to dock with any machine that has the software...this piece of hardware is said to have a hard drive...sound familiar? They went on to talk about The Gate's stronghold. He talked about morphing picture frames, supercomputers, and other technologically awsome stuff. Then I had to sit through 10 minutes of them talking about The Gate's other endevours and ventures, in addition to listening to Regis tell america that he doesn't know computers at all and that the windows environment should have voice recognition and response because he needs someone to talk to. Conclusion: I should have gone to school.     Syntax Error/:|Forum|Articles|