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Ten Favorite Movies.
By Cyber Seduction
My List In No Particular Order
November 28 2001, 10:40 PM
Star Wars - I seriously don't need to elaborate...but I will.
Arguably one of the best movies of all time and certainly one
of my all time favorites. It defined an entire generation and
still holds a special place in the hearts of the new generation
of fans: "I've outrun Imperial starships and I'm not talking
about the local bulk cruisers I'm talking about the big Correllian
ships." -- Han Solo
Empire Strikes Back - The second installment in the greatest
trilogy ever produced and my personal favorite. Han gets put
into carbonite, Luke loses a hand, Leia loses a love, and Chewbacca
loses a friend...it ends on such a down note which models real
life as reality is nothing put a series of down notes. Plus a
Wampa got an arm severed which is always cool: "Luke, I
am Your Father" -- Darth Vader
Return of the Jedi - Ah yes...the elusive third instalment.
This movie has the HUGE starfight, multiple very cool explosions,
as well as a massive land battle. It also had a seriously awsome
lightsaber fight that had at its core the most basic of human
battles...Good vs. Evil. And Ewoks...Lots and Lots of Ewoks:
"The Mighty Jabba asks why he must pay 50,000. Becuase he's
holding a thermal detonator!!!" -- C3PO
Matrix - Never in history was there such a movie that pitted
the Abnormal vs. the Normal in the realm of false realities and
computers. This movie is both a technological thrill ride as
well as a glipse into the world of non-traditional religious
dogma. And most awsome of all, it had the greatest and most unexpected
plot twist that I have ever seen: "You take the Blue Pill,
you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the Red Pill, I show you just how deep the rabbit hole
goes." -- Morpheus
Mallrats - Mindless fun coupled with an actual plot...it's
hard to find movies like that anymore. Moderate amounts of violence
melded with constant comic book and Star Wars references. My
Kind of Movie: "Superman couldn't bang regular chicks. The
only way he could do it would be with a kryptonite condom...and
that would kill him." -- Brodie
Starship Troopers - Space battles, seemingly unstopable gigantic
bugs, big guns, and lots and lots of gore...need I say more?:
"War! We're going to war!!!" -- Some Unnamed Infantry
Guy That Dies Later. (I know that narrowed it down)
Aliens - The second movie in the four-movie Alien saga is
also by far the best. Alot of Colonial Marines investigate a
colony on some remote planet that they have lost contact with.
Cool military action results. All the colonists are missing,
they find them, they are in an alien hive, they go to get them.
Chaos Insues. Aliens became my favorite movie after some majorly
cool weaponry and a botched editing for TV by FOX. "Look
I'm telling you, something's moving and it ain't us." --
Hudson
Jurassic Park - While I would like to completely disavow all
knowledge of Jurassic Park II and Jurassic Park III, I absolutely
loved the original. Cool dinosaurs, realistic scenarios, cool
characters, cool equipment, cool battles...and no Spinosaurus:
"God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaur."
-- Ian Malcom
X-Men - As I am an avid comic book fan, hearing of the release
of X-Men brought the taste of bile to the back of my throut as
I vividly remembered such comic book based theatrical tripes
as Captain America, The Hulk, and The Punisher. With the fordrawn
conclusion that with material like the X-men the movie would
either rule or horribly suck I went to the theater, watched the
film with an open mind, and came out proclaiming that this was
one of the best movies of all time: "People like you were
the reason I afraid to go to school as a child" -- Mystique
Total Recall - A blue collar worker upset with the boredom
of his everyday life goes to a virtual reality place and opts
to take part in a fantasy where he is a secret agent...then the
procedure is supposedly botched. The next hour and a half are
spent halfway between both worlds and constantly makes you wonder
if he is in reality or the fantasy. A trip to Mars, a girl with
three tits, a fake head that turns out to be a bomb, and a weird
mutant that looks remarkably like a chest-burster from Aliens.
The coolest part is that at the end of the movie you still don't
know for sure if it is reality or the fantasy: "We sedated
him and he started screaming about being a secret agent! You
idiot, he is just living the fantasy! WE HAVEN'T IMPLANTED THE
FANTASY YET!!!" -- Two Random Scientists
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