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Zeta Project
by Anubis
Has anyone seen the Zeta Project. Its a cartoon that is shown
weekdays on the WB. After seeing a few episodes I noticed some,
lets say problems, in their show.
Zeta (the robot) has this self healing feature where a mechnical
arm with a laser on it will come out of a hole in his chest and
fix him. I think Balgon needs to pull out a can of whoop-ass
on the makers of Zeta, as they seem to have stolen his optical
carrier wave technology. How else could a wide dispersal laser
beam cause solid metal to coalesce out of thin air
Zeta has these telescoping arms that he frequently uses in
the show. These consist of a segemeted shaft that extends from
the intesection of his wrist and forearm joint. Apparently the
makers of Zeta also have access to replicator technology, as
I could see no other way that a 40 foot long segmented metal
rod, a rod with a net volume greater than Zeta himself, could
extend seamlessly from his wrist socket.
In the first episode of the show Zeta uses his telescoping
arms to pull down a large CRT display hanging from the ceiling,
to block off pursuing goverment agents. From the shot of the
agents clambering over the fallen display I would have to say
the CRT tubes were about 8 feet on a side, with an internal volume
so large that Micahs crushed-into-a-cube Pinto could be fit in
it ten times over. This CRT exceeds the size of any CRT ever
built at this day and time, and anyone who has tried to move
a 21 inch CRT will understand why. A CRT of that size and volume
would weigh over 1000 pounds and the surface area to PSI would
be so great that inplosion of the vaccum within would realase
an explosive force equal to a 100 pounds of TNT. The display
had, if my memory serves me, four of these CRTs mounted in it.
That means the combined weight of this monster was somewhere
around 4000 pounds. This display was secured to the ceiling,
which suggests that inanely powerful structural bracing was used
to hold it in place, which would no doubt require signficant
force to break. Lets assume that Zeta weighs 500 pounds. His
feet appear to be made out of brushed aluminium, and he was standing
on a metal floor. Assuming that Zeta feet have no unknown elastic
or tactile properys his feet would offer about as much restiance
as a greased ball bearing rolling down a sheet of glass covered
in Crisco. Given all of this a force is applied between Zeta
and the display with a strength great enough to break the bond
between the display and the ceiling. What little I know about
physics leads me to believe that the display would not drop to
the ground, as depicted by the cartoon but that Zeta would be
pulled toward the display with a force equatable to the detonation
of an atom bomb, and shortly after reaching a terminal velocity
of several hundred miles per hour, he would collide with the
display, causing a chain reaction inplosion that would reduce
everyone within a 20 foot raidus into a quivering pile of goo.
So if the Zeta project were at all realistic, Zeta would be
dead by now.
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