Hate Mail
Well, I have finally gotten my first piece of hate mail about my site *sniff* how touching! I just love it how people can get so riled up about things that don't even pertain to them. The guy obviously went through the whole site....didn't he have the brains enough to realize that there was no Ambercrombie wallpapers here after the first couple of pages? Sheesh. And who said this page was for anyone but me? Read the opening paragraph, and it's apparent that it's not. This guy doesn't have any clue as to who I am, which is what makes it even more hilarious. Does he really expect to be able to know me from a freakin' webpage?! Oh well, anyway, here's the mail. Enjoy!
ps--notice the impeccable use of grammar....
Why you gotta hate on Abercrombie & Fitch People?? Just because someone
cares about how they dress and how they look (unlike you, obviously) doesn't
mean that you have to be jealous or offensive. Look, I was looking for a
site that had some Abercrombie wallpapers, and I stumbled across your site
because the html contains both of those words in the text. I just wanted to
let you know how pathetic it is that you have such a hateful and
self-pitiful site. I don't understand why you feel the need to put junk
like that on the Net in the first place. And don't give me any of that "you
wouldn't understand where I'm coming from" bullshit. Idiots like you that
have nothing better to do than whine about how life is so terrible for them
should just do the rest of the world a favor and off themselves.
I didn't send this email to spite you and piss you off or anything or to
tell you to commit suicide. I just don't like seeing people who might seem
cool having such a negative outlook on things. Don't hate on people, just
because of how they dress. Also don't have so much self-pity. Geez, things
are bad for everyone sometimes, but do you hear everyone else whining about
it?? Stop being anti-social, get out and enjoy life.......you're only here
for a short time, so why bother wasting it hating on people??
Now, wasn't that just so touching? ::gags::
Well, I also received an e-mail from someone else ripping the hate mail apart. Since it's pretty damn funny, i decided to post that too, with the permission of the author. Have fun!
Why you gotta hate on Abercrombie & Fitch People?? Just because someone cares
about how they dress and how they look (unlike you, obviously) doesn't mean that
you have to be jealous or offensive. Look, I was looking for a site that had some
Abercrombie wallpapers, and I stumbled across your site because the html contains
both of those words in the text.
[OH MAN WE GOT A SMART ONE HERE!!!]
I just wanted to let you know how pathetic
[HEY! he's stealing from Iris' return e-mail!]
it is that you have such a hateful and self-pitiful site. I don't understand why
you feel the need to put junk
[Hey buddy, let's stop being so narcissistic. I know you fit in a "Abercrombie &
Fitch" stereotype but that's no reason to call anyone else's idea's and/or work,
junk. They called kitty hawk junk and look what happened.]
like that on the Net in the first place. And don't give me any of that "you wouldn't
understand where I'm coming from" bullshit.
[and i quote "I didn't send this email to spite you and piss you off "]
Idiots like you that have nothing better to do than whine about how life is so
terrible for them
[ i quote AGIAN "I didn't send this email to spite you and piss you off "]
should just do the rest of the world a favor and off themselves.
[last time i promice "...or to tell you to commit suicide."]
I didn't send this email to spite you and piss you off or anything or to tell you
to commit suicide.
[Rather self contradictory eh? I'm thinkin he's got a problem with some subconscious
paradox, so to deal with it he creates completely different personalities that contradict
each other. Hehe, glad you caught this rant while he was in his early stages cause
it coulda been one confusing ride!]
I just don't like seeing people
[Hmmn that's nice niether do i so you agree with her! GREAT! Make amends. Hmmm,
but how? Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you try to join her into your friend group
by calling her "cool"!!! YEA!!!]
who might seem cool
[Ok you fucked that up but, it's ok she just hates you a little more now.]
having such a negative outlook on things.
[whelp, you just can't decide can you, now you pretend to care about her! Shesh,
the nerve!]
Don't hate on people, just because of how they dress.
[Wow, you stand up to your ideals. Man, just taking a look at a webpage, which is
just as much personality revealing as clothes, and judging it's style by calling
it "junk" and telling her to "off" herself! What kinda demented asshole are
you?]
Also don't have so much self-pity. Geez, things are bad for everyone sometimes,
but do you hear everyone else whining about it??
[R I G H T. So buddy, you're not whining about this webpage now. wha? Hey, and you
whined too! Remember that time your parents wouldn’t let you borrow the BMW to go
to the mall and made you take the Mercedes with ONLY $500 dollars to spend on clothes.
Heh you cried like a little girl. So much they threatened to cut off the cable and
phone to your room by the pool, and took away the keys to the tennis courts!]
Stop being anti-social, get out and enjoy life....
[HEY let's all go out and buy clothes to have a life and "enjoy" it!]
...you're only here for a short time, so why bother wasting it hating on people??
[Like i said, let's buy Abercrombie & Fitch apparel at the nearest outlet!]
haha, i love reading that. :)
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