After Hours


The After-Hours light was on, but there was a problem with the marquee. However, it was only when she went out to fix the damned thing, that she noticed the large man on the roof.

“Oy! Get off there, this building’s condemned!”

There was no reply. “Hey!”

Still nothing, and he wasn’t moving either. Wouldn’t come out of the shadows so she shrugged and went back inside to call the police.

“Hello?” The line clicked. And clicked again. “Hello?”

“Hello, Alice.”

“Shit. Andy, get off the goddamned line, there’s this freaky guy on the roof that won’t go away.”

“Hang on, I’m on the second floor, I’ll go up and deal with him.”

“No, I’m calling the police, get off the line!”

“Fine; suit yourself.” The line clicked off and she was left with a dial tone again. Calling the police was not something she did a lot, and the receiver slipped from her hand when she heard the crashing upstairs.

Dashing outside, she saw her older brother and the man on the roof fall – from the roof – to the ground. With a shriek they hit the pavement and she didn’t look. She couldn’t.

The police arrived and cleaned up the bodies, taking her to the station. She couldn’t think; she could barely breathe. They wrapped her up in a large orange-yellow blanket and fed her cocoa. She recalled asking for tea but supposed in retrospect that they didn’t want her to have too much caffeine.

Their heads were smashed into a literal pulp; there seemed to be blood everywhere she looked. Alice knew that she was hallucinating, and boy, wasn’t that an odd feeling. Knowing that you were out of it. This evening was going to win awards for surrealism.

“Can you remember his face?”

“No. Shadows. God. All that blood.”

It went on like that for several hours. She could see and hear herself; she was outside her own body.

Alice in Wonderland. Gosh.

It really wasn’t fair.

“Would you mind if we just kept an eye on the store overnight?”

“Sure, sure, it’s condemned, we were just emptying out our last…our last…” shit. There was stuff still in there. “I need to go back. I left something.”

“I’m not so sure that’s a good idea.”

She was up, stumbling towards the door. “Woah, there, I think you should just wait for us, all right?”

“All right.”

She rode with them in their car back to the store. It was dark and empty, and looked like a skull. It was laughing at her.

“It’s just upstairs.” She took them two at a time, finding the small room that she kept the valuables in.

They were still all there; she picked up the bag and filled it quickly before returning to the police downstairs. “It was locked away, but I have it.”

“All right, come on down and we’ll take you home…”

Her house wasn’t the same. Something was there, and she was afraid of it. There was something long since dead; something mummified, something wrapped in bandages with hollow triangular eye sockets. In her mind she could see it; it reminded her strangely of Alf, if Alf were dead and rotting. Strange things.

She locked up behind her and then turned all the lights on. The TV followed, then the radio, then every speaker filled the house with noise. Sound.

The dead things were still in the house. She picked up the phone. Dialed. “Samson?”

Alice…it’s got to be two in the morning…why are you still up?”

“Can you come over here?” she was whispering. The dead things might hear her.

Alice, my kids will freak out. My wife will freak out. You know how she worries.”

“We’re not having an affair.”

“I know that and you know that. But I don’t like this whole sneaking around thing.”

“Just – please – come over here…” a pleading tone entered her voice. She could’ve sworn that one of those shadows moved. Watched her.

“Oh, fine…” there was a click, and then Samson’s warm voice faded. Alice hung up the phone and sat down in her armchair, drawing her knees up to her chest. She was cold, and it wasn’t only circumstance.

Finding a sweater was easy, and then the door opened. Samson was letting himself in. “Alice?”

She looked at him; he took two steps forward and folded her in his arms. “God. You look terrible. Sit down, sit down, tell me what’s happened…”

After she’d finished the events of the evening, Samson let out a long sigh. “Alice. I’ve told you before, there’s nothing in this house that can hurt you. These…these things that you see…they aren’t real.”

“They’re watching me.”

“No, they’re not.” He shook his head. “But Alice…I’m sorry about your brother. Could they get the identity of the killer?”

“They’re working on it.” She hugged her knees. They had moved to the couch in the living room, after turning off most of the extraneous lights and sounds. Now only the radio and a few switches were still on. “They said they’d call in a few days once they got the dental records and all…”

“You seem calm. I thought you’d be in hysterics by now.”

“It’s not really real, is it, Samson? None of this is real. It’s a dream, isn’t it?”

“No, Alice. This is real.” He put a hand on her shoulder. “I’m sorry. I have to go home now.”

“Thank you.” She gestured to the tea. “And for listening.”

“You’re welcome.” He said, and left her alone.

The dead things were back, and they were watching her again. They were the size of puppets, they didn’t have legs. They hovered on sticks around her, in the shadows. Trailing their bandages on the floor. They watched, and they laughed. Some of them wanted to make friends with her; she wouldn’t let them. They were too frightening.

They had been with her since she and her brother were children. They were always watching the pair of them equally, so they weren’t as scary when concentrated. Now they only had her to watch, and so they all watched her. She wished she were dead.

The phone rang again.

“Hello?”

Alice? This is Bella. For God’s sake, kid, stop dragging my husband out of bed to deal with your nightmares.”

“But he’s my friend…”

“And that’s the reason I’m not mad now.” She pointed out, voice sad and calm. “But please. Please. Just…just leave us alone in the middle of the night, okay?”

“Okay…” she heard her voice crack and then hung up. She couldn’t talk; what was she going to do?

She climbed the stairs with her eyes half-closed so the dead things were obscured. In her bed, alone in her bed, she trembled.

“Simon, where are you?” her little stuffed doll found its way into her arms, and she cuddled it tight, as if she was a child again. Simon had always kept her safe, had kept the dead things at bay.

Her eyes closed, and she fell into the abyss.

**

Dawn couldn’t save her from her nightmares. The dead things were chasing her down long, empty hallways. Most of them had blood splatters, and she knew it was her brother’s. She was trying to get to her brother, her dead brother, her brother with the crushed skull on the ground.

Cold sweat and screaming woke her up. Simon was smiling at her with his button eyes and nail polish lips. “At least you’re still here.” She hugged him. He would’ve hugged her back, she supposed, but he was stuffed only with muslin and fabric. “I love you…”

The phone was blinking. Messages. She prodded her answering machine until it beeped at her and spewed them out. Mostly from friends, family. One she didn’t recognize. She wrote down the number and forgot about the others.

Dial. “Hello?”

A rather relieved voice. “Alice! It’s Andy!”

“No, Andy, you’re dead.” She replied.

“Yes, I know, I can only make one phone call. I wanna let you know that I’m all right; the place where I am isn’t Heaven, but I can’t tell you more than that. I’m not in Hell, it’s nice here. Don’t worry about me, I didn’t die in pain, it’s nice and peaceful here.”

“It’s wonderful to hear your voice…” she sighed, hugging her doll. “I miss you…”

“I miss you too.” He admitted. “But don’t try and get here any faster than you’re already going. I’ve reserved a place for you; we’ve got a lovely little cottage on a lake here. I love you…”

“I love you too, big brother.” She smiled. “Don’t forget about me!”

“I never will.” There was a click.

“Did you hear that, Simon?” the doll flopped in a nod. “Andy’s happy!”

The dead things weren’t there when she made breakfast. She hoped that they’d moved on. She talked on the phone with her family and friends, and a few phone calls from the police. Mail arrived and she opened a few packages. Bills and files she put away, fiddling with a calculator. She wished she could call her brother more than once per day. He’d know how to work all these things.

Simon kept her company for the rest of the day, her silent yet loving companion. Andy had made him for her twelve years ago, it was her first memory. Her big brother handing her a doll with shaggy black hair and big bright shiny googly eyes, and smeared wet nail-polish lips. “This is Simon; he’s in love with you.”

And she loved him back.

After lunch, she went downtown with Simon in her backpack, phone in her pocket. They were tearing down After Hours, finishing with the demolitions.

“Miss Alice, where are you going?”

It was The Spinster. “I’m watching them tear down my big brother’s store.” Alice explained. “He died last night.”

“Oh, I’m so very terribly sorry, Miss Alice.”

Alice giggled. “Silly Spin! You don’t have to call me ‘Miss’, now stop that and just call me Alice.”

“Oh, all right…Alice. There. Better?” The Spinster produced a pair of large ice-creams from her box and the two of them sat on the curb and watched the wrecking ball at work.

Alice brought out Simon so that he could have some ice-cream as well.

“You know, Alice, that doll is going to get all sticky.”

“Simon never makes a mess.” The doll flopped into a nod of agreement. “He’s always so very neat and tidy.”

The Spinster laughed. “He is, isn’t he?”

Alice laughed and hugged him tightly. “I love him so much!”

“That’s very sweet of you, to be taking such good care of him.”

“He takes care of me.” She nodded towards the doll, stroking its shaggy hair. “Andy says that he’s in love with me.”

“Mmm, is he really?” The Spinster asked.

“Yes!” Alice said, brow furrowing, clutching Simon tighter to her body. Of course Simon was in love with her. Why would her brother lie? “And I’m in love with him!”

“Well, I wish the happy couple lots of luck.” The Spinster stood up, folding up her magic box and putting it inside her coat pocket. “The other Spinsters are having a dinner meeting today, and I can’t be late.”

“Have a good time.” Alice smiled, nodding, and stood up to go as well. She needed to buy some apples. Just because her brother was dead didn’t mean she had to starve.

At the store, everyone seemed sympathetic. Alice presumed they’d never spoken with anyone form the land of the dead. Simon reminded her that they needed a fresh loaf of bread as well, though no one else seemed to hear him.

It seemed odd to her that no one else talked to Simon like she did. Simon may have been a doll stuffed with muslin and fabric, but he had feelings too! She tried to convince this to the cashier, but the man simply laughed and told her to run along home. It made her cross.

“Tonight,” she told the doll, as they made their way back to her house, “I want you to prove to me that you’re really in love with me.”

The doll flopped to the side, tilting its head at her in confusion. What was it that she could want? Alice thought for a moment. “I want you to make love to me.”

The doll was utterly silent; he must have been shocked.

“You know, I’ve been saving myself for you.” She smiled, whispering to him conspiritally. “You’ll be my very first…doesn’t that make you feel special?”

Simon still said nothing.

“I’m sorry if it makes you feel uncomfortable…” Alice sighed. “But that’s what it’ll take to prove your love. Will you do this for me?”

The doll flopped into a nod, smiling at her as always. “Oh, you will? Oh, thank you!” she hugged him tightly, and hurried into the house with her bag full of groceries.