Like it or not is now my "about me" kind of page. I have all kinds of stuff on here, personal lists, quotes from friends, hangouts, reasons why you should hide your children from me, etc. Still updating this whole mess. Enjoy the craziness and the changes!

Strange Quotes

Stuff I Hate

Cool famous people who are aquarians (like me)

The picture to the left is of Romell Regulacion of Razed IN Black. He's a good friend and a talented artist. Anyone who is unfamiliar with this band, GET FAMILIAR. His music can be described as infectiously danceable, the style somewhere between coldwave (industrial dance with guitars), trance and drum n bass. His vocals are "reznor-esque" in nature, and he can go from a full blown scream to a melodic lilt like no one else I know. He's a sweet guy at heart and a formidable musician. Check out my list of fav songs below. :)

What's fair Control Future Unknown PowerOverflow I've Suffered Long Enough

Cyberium Disintegration cover Assimilate cover Master Caught Solution

Never Meant Better Off Snooze White Skin cover 1999 cover A New Dress cover

Drug Against War (cover) Sin (NIN cover) Metamorphosis Feel Me

Oh heck. as long as I'm at this....FAVORITE CURE SONGS

Short Term Effect Treasure Trust Friday Twillight Garden 39

Charlotte Sometimes Burn To Wish Impossible Things More Than This Lullaby Someday

Famous Aquarians

Ok, so maybe this is an odd thing to have up here, cuz unless you're an aquarian you're not going to care as much. I just happen to be particularly proud of my sign, and I wanted to find a list of well known people who I can relate to on that level. So, what are aquarians like? Well, reading a newspaper horoscope only gives you a very broad, general idea. Having parents who did astrology for a living for a bit, I learned that even in a specific sign there is always variation. The precise time and place you were born is important and is part of a complicated set of variables that determine who "you" are. So, just because I'm an aquarius doesn't mean I'd behave the same way as someone else who also is, but there will be some similar traits that we have in common. I know enough about astrology to be able to tell if someone may be one sign or another, but beyond that it's to scientific for me. So, that said, here's the list of cool people who also were born under my sign, and a short general description of the characteristics we may show:

AQUARIUS: Eccentric, artistic, revolutionary, moody, spiritual, innovative, friendly,
unconventional, rebellious, loyal, imaginative, tolerant, stubborn, shy, idealistic, intense.

Lord Byron
Edouard Manet
Wolfgang Mozart
Lewis Carroll
Franklin D Roosevelt
Alice Cooper
Charles Dickens
Gypsy Rose Lee
Lana Turner
James Dean
Minnie Driver
Sarah Mc Lachlan
Jackson Pollock
David Lynch
Galileo
Thomas Edison
Guenter Schulz (of KMFDM and Slick Idiot)

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Stuff I Hate

• Tommy Hilfiger
• Gap
• Spice Girls and other shameless attempts at trying to be musical yet failing miserably
• Barney
• Telemarketers
• "Psychic Friends"
• Country Music
• Courtney Love
• Marilyn Manson worshippers or people who mistake me as one just because I wear black and top hats sometimes.I am not Marilyn Manson!! I honestly have no respect for him either.
• Spiders-a love/hate relationship. They love the fact that I hate it when they crawl on me.
• Religious Flyers-yeah, yeah. I'm going to hell. Hell is relative. Ever been forced to listen to Michael Bolton? Ever worked in a donut shop and had someone ask you "how many in a dozen?" Ever had to go to the bathroom really bad for two hours on a clogged highway and when you finally get to a bathroom it's OUT OF ORDER? That's hell.
• Stupid People--who think I'm someone from KISS when i dress up as the Crow. Excuse me, how long is my tongue?! NOT THAT LONG!!!
• People who mow their lawn by flashlight
• Old Ladies who wear those plastic scarves over their heads even when it's not raining
• People who stand in the middle of the dance floor who look like they haven't a clue where they left their beer.
• BEIGE.
• Most of Hollywood (the actors, anyway).
• Giant piles of black snow that don't melt until July.
• Lack of ice cream.
• Narrow Minded People--like the people in the media who are spreading all this Goth is evil crap, and the morons who believe them. Learn to think for yourselves. Don't let the TV or other people do it for you.
• Pretentiousness--Especially at clubs. Dance clubs are for dancing, not for standing around half the night making sure you are SEEN, then only going out to dance when everyone else does...because it's cool and they're playing Siouxsie. Go be pretentious at home in front of a mirror. You'll have a better audience that way.
• The Bus--a camel ride would be less bumpy, less cramped, and have better air conditioning and more pleasant company. The worst camels can do is spit, but bus riders...eww. Good Luck.
• Faceless Mindless Corporations--who ban black trenchcoats in all the properties they own.....based of course on the rumors that flew around after the Columbine shootings that the kids were part of the Trenchcoat Mafia. What happens when A killer decides to wear Yellow slippers, or Khakis? Will those be banned too?
• The Media--do I really need to say much more about how pissed off I am about all this???!!!!
• Britney Spears/Corporate POP--ok...I could go on for hours about this little blonde strumpet, but lets shorten my rant to this: TITS and no talent. Little blonde bimbo being manipulated by big corporate dorks for money. Lack of singing voice, lack of indentity, empty, vacuous barbie doll image being exploited and used to SELL PEPSI. Says the word BABY more times in her songs than any human should say EVER. Lyrics are also trite. Music has no originality. Has spawned lots of little blonde clones, who also lack talent, presence, originality, and true musical ability. SHE'S A PAWN, FOLKS. That's it. And millions of people bought her albums because she's popular. Where will she be in 10 years? Ask the New Kids On The Block.

Strange Quotes

"Gothlings sit around and cry because they have nothing to be depressed about."----Trina

" Be you own hamster"----Autumn

" You are my squeaky love fungus."--fungus lover

"Can I watch?"--Ken

"It's all sparkly!"--Bethany

"Gourds Must Predominate"--Anon.

"Behold the power of cheese!"--those cheese commercials

"What's that blue thing doing here?"--They Might Be Giants

"...I think so Brain, but how are we going to get the Spice Girls into the paella?"--Pinky

"crusty botch of nature"--Shakespearean insult

"PEEP!"--the beefy peep

"MMmm, Grunge blood."--Ken

"The rats are saying it!"--a former teacher

"Cause I'm big enough, I'm mean enough, and gosh darn it, people fear me."--Jon

"The puppy has grown up. He is now the Lone Wolf"--sugar boy

"What is this shit?"--John the rivethead

"I believe in peace, bitch."--Tori

"I aM FOllOwIng my fiShie!"--Delirium

"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away..."--M Python, Holy Grail.

"Behold my gothy footy foot foots!"--Happy Noodle Boy

"eeewww."--me

" ...racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning.."--Tori

"must dance,mustdance...."--Ann Gwish

"I think I need a bigger box"--Taco Bell Dog

"That was my favorite thumb!"--Mafia

"You'll pee fire!"--J. Vazquez

"I will exfoliate your eyeballs with household toilet screws!"--me

"My hovercraft is full of eels." --M. Python

" I fear the flippy tab!"--Mike

"I squish it between my toes and i still can't believe it's not butter!!"--tongue guy

"Prepare to be spontaneous!"--Mike

"I have no nipples!!!"--Happy Noodle Boy

"Nipplerific!"--Mikey

"You are kneeding my skull like a muffin!"--fungus muffin

"He's soft, like a black velvet butt."--Ginger

"When everything's meant to be tacos, I just want you to know it's pizza."--someone who needs more sleep

"Everything is so beige in here...--" someone who really hates beige

"I don't have a train of thought, I have bumper cars of thought"--Kelly/Orie

"Show them what Goths can do to their asses!!!!"--the doorman

"In Cleveland, they bob their heads."--lead singer of Hate Dept

"Harness the stupidity!"---Di

"Real Alien Look and Feel!!"--alien package

"Behold my dark army of zoinky crack babies!"--Happynoodle boy/with an Australian accent--Mikey

"You're the sticky pigeon!"--a shoemoose

"C'mon down and smell ma sponge!"--Joanna

"Stitching is poo."--Mikey

"I have a slug in my head, and sometimes it mates with itself."--me

"MONKEY!!!!!!" (repeat several times for necessary effect)---Tess

"Because handcuffs leave marks in wood."--Jeff

"I am the Ghost of Buttroast."--a former roast

"SPOO!"-me

"It's not a turn on."-Di

"POOP is just PEEP with an OO."--Mikey

"RARARAAAARARARARARAA!!"--my evil twin

 

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