Heh. So, you want to actually read about me? I'm so touched.
Well, let me give you my most accurate and up to date information about myself - especially since this page hadn't been updated in centuries.
I am 30,000 years old, my country of origin does not have a pronounceable name in the English language, but it would sound very much like a sneeze and a belch at the same time. I am happily married and have been for 3 years. I enjoy eating, sleeping, making all variations of art, not riding public transportation, and I really enjoy staring at forks. I sew, paint, draw, collect weasels, and generally drive everyone mad. I love guinea pigs and keep a few around to do my chores for me.
I'm not normal. I'm rather insane. The fact that I am even being redundant enough to state this is utterly ridiculous of course.
I am an aquarius. This means that I can make things levitate merely by waving a swizzle stick at them and my eyes have the power to make couches explode.
I've had way to much education, and even more debt, but once I sell my organs to science, my situation will improve.
As far as the whole "GOTH" TM thing.....
Think whatever you want as far as that is concerned. I've long since dropped out of the subculture as a social structure because like any other group - such as democrats, republicans, any religious group, taxi drivers, or librarians, there is too much stereotyping, bullshit, elitism and general narrowmindedness for me. I still enjoy the skulls and the music and the black clothing now and then, but the attitude blows. I'm done with it.
Sure, my site has been here since '96 (ten years folks) when I was just begining to define myself and who I was, and unfortunately, I got stuck to the label. It happens and is part of growing. The difference seems to be that, I grew out of the label, and many others, haven't. So, there's a lot of OLD on these pages, adn these days I have too much to do to keep up with real life, let alone my electronic one.
So this page is more or less a monument to who I have been, sometimes pretended to be, my sense of humor, and my realizations that people too often judge one by what is up on their webpage. Goth is still a part of who I am, but it is not ME.
Who am I?
Lemme get back to you on that.
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