A Dark place...... to brood to mourn to spend the night Sponsored by Goth-Stapo, the ONLY Goth Faschion Bootiqque. (shop there, or we'll tell everyone about that time you wore jeans.) Live Event Info: This Saturday Vertiginous Catatonia, Anarchic Antarticists and special guest Anathenema will be performing. Dark Futures will be doing CD giveaways. Gothstapo will parade its vacuous models around the stage in hopes you will buy their overpriced clothing so you can be more popular.
			Come Mope with us GAWTHIC bois and gyrls
			Located in the dark heart of the city where light fears to shine
		INFO: The Pastyface Masquerade is a club for 18+....but if you look pretentious enough we'll still let you in. The club is replete with atmosphere..... smoky haze swirls around the black cloaked figures, standing silently on the dancefloor, staring longingly at themsleves in the mirror. Lovely, night enchantresses with ten miles of cleavage hobble gracefully on their five foot patent leather stilts. Wanderers of the twillight sway back and forth, clinging to their beer bottles like idols of a forsaken age, and weep for what has been lost forever. Come...bring your pain, your inner torment, your socially disfunctional tendencies, your over blown egos to our beloved haven for the damned--The Pastyface Masquerade. Forget your troubles, and suffer to the sound of your favorite music.

Club Nights

Come visit our exclusive MIRROR CHAMBER-

Wall to wall mirrors surrounding an annex to the dancefloor so you can
be surrounded by the thing that you love to look at most....yourself.

Ye Olde Dresse Code

Pastyface Masquerade has a strict dress code, because we don't want any
PSEUDO-GOTHS slipping by us and contaminating our superior pool of pretentiousness.

Your hair must be one of the following colors...or any combination thereof: BLACK (our favorite), red, hot pink, blue, purple, green or platinum blonde. If you have CURE hair, you will not be allowed in unless we can bounce quarters off of your head.

Your face must be covered by no less than 1/4 inch thick layer of makeup at all times.

Eyeliner must also be worn at all times, especially if it's in drippy tear drop shapes and pointy streaks. We like that.

Platforms are to be a minimum height of 2ft.

You must be wearing no less than ten pounds of silver jewelry (necklaces, collars, rings, etc.) for the maximum droopy appearance and to minimize movement on the dancefloor.

You outfit must be made of one of the following: vinyl, velvet, leather, or lace.
We will feel you up to make sure you're not cheating.

oh...and please put your fangs in straight. We beg of you.

Generale Rules

We ask that our patrons please conduct themselves in a proper manner while at our establishment. Please note the below rules, and should you have any questions on Gothic etiquette, click here.

Please refrain from excessive movement on the dancefloor. it is distracting to those who are standing in the middle, trying to talk.

No harassing the ladies. They are too busy harassing each other.

Please don't over imbibe. Those who exceed their limit in alcohol will be pushed out onto the dancefloor and be subject for public amusement.

Do NOT harass the DJ. He doesn't like you, or that god-awful thing you're wearing, and I sincerely doubt he'll play anything you ask for. Should you be unfortunate enough to ask for any Rob Zombie tunes, he will kidnap you in your sleep, paint you up like a sleezy barbie doll and drop you in an isolated construction site teeming with testosterone laden gorilla men.

Smoking is permitted. Breathing isn't.

No unruly behavior. The bouncer is a nice man, and doesn't really want to scuff his leather belt by wrapping it around your neck and launching you at the door because you were misbehaving.

Gothick Etiquette

Just to make it a little easier on some of you newbies, we've devised this section so
you may properly get along with the inhabitants of our lovely establishment.