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AGE: 29
Location: Swansea
Education: Graduate with a Degree in Law
His sense of humour is a bitter one. Has shown Goth tendencies for many years and likes to associate with known local goths, particularly goth women. Has spent a lot of time at the Zone Nightclub (a goth hangout) in Swansea attempting, unsuccessfully, to pick up Goth girls.
Also hangs around a dodgy Cardiff fetish club called Klubkink whilst wearing rubber skirts and too much eyeliner - is planning to develop a Goth drag style.
His act is includes a look at the secret (and usually evil) lives of light entertainment celebrities: Terry Wogan for instance, what an evil man he is - he's collected millions of pounds for charity yet Pudsey Bear is still awaiting that vital eye operation.
Then there's Herbie The Volkswagen and his secret Nazi propaganda films; and the hitherto unknown life of Jesus (Jesus was a Carpenter but they don't mention him on the albums).
Matt likes to pretend he's an intellectual - he likes photography, film-making (he's never without his hand-held cine camera), history and literature - has a genuine interest in gnosticism and alchemy.
Fashion Style: Owns dozens of black suits gathered from charity shops and also likes to dress in the style of an evil nineteenth century preacher. His hair is naturally jet black and he has a pale complexion which he complements with lots of eye-liner.
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