Author's Note: 'stupid giant chicken-things in that video game we saw' = chocobos from the Final Fantasy games... They're just... weird...

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"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

Beka nearly choked on her coffee. "Jesus, Harper, where do you *get* this crap?!"

Harper just grinned before exiting. "Blame the stupid giant chicken-things in that video game we saw..."

"I don't know," Rommie said blithely to Beka, "I liked the feather idea..."