"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

Shalimar just laughed. "He actually said that to you?"

Emma nodded and rubbed her temples. "And he's headed over here."

Shalimar suddenly leaned over, kissing Emma deeply.

"Guh..." Emma blinked rapidly, dazed by the kiss.

Shalimar grinned. "That oughta scare him off..."