Our Exploitation
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Well, for those of you who don't already know me, my friends
and I have been scapegoated by the yuppie town of Emporia. I've spent 6 months
and 6 days on house arrest, been backstabbed by 2 so-called friends, slandered in front page
articles, gossiped about, been accused of being a virgin sacrificing Satanist, and harrassed
by one particularly pompous and powerdrunk little piggy known as Detective Mark Schondelmair.
I'm sure you're wondering how this came about. Well, first, a little background info. I love
cemeteries. I love drinking. I love to hang out in cemeteries with friends. I love to hang out
and drink with friends. I bet you can guess where this is going.
September 14th(or so), 2000. Long story short, Me, Kim, Ed, Chris, Paul, Shawn, and Kayla
are at Maplewood Cemetery, in the really old section. Armed with sixpacks of TwoDogs,
HoneyBrew, little shot bottles, and of course, good old Mad Dog 20/20, we're feeling pretty
good. Kim falls into a headstone and accidently knows it over, Paul thinks that looks like fun
and the next thing you know that entire corner of the cemetery is trashed. (Some of us were
still there at the time, some weren't.) Basic details: Kayla turned out to be a liar and a narc,
and Kim, Ed, Chris, Paul and I were soon arrested. Paul turned traitor then fled to (of all
places) Nebraska; and Kim,Chris and I were put on house arrest. I got off on March 28 and
Chris got off a week or so later. Kim is getting off soon and Ed was supposed to get out of jail
today but I haven't been able to get ahold of anyone yet to find out what's going on..
Anyway, we were totally screwed over. I just thought I would post the articles about us on
here. (hey it's been a signifigant part of the last year). Remember, the Gazette twisted
a LOT of stuff around. It's just a little coporate yuppie shitrag. Anyway, they all link
off of the 1st one and they're in chronological order, so enjoy. I'll keep posting as they
keep writing. If you want to view the actual Emporia Gazette website the address is linked
below. (Flame them, bomb their email addresses, whatever ;)
4-13-02***The articles are still not up yet... I'm in the process of updating my entire page right now and it will probably take at least a month. I am no longer
living in Emporia, so it's going to be awhile before I
have copies of anything posted.*****
The List of Krap
Latest Courtroom Drama *update*
List of Articles (chronological order)
The shit rag itself...
