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Jaws

   

 

 

Jaws was a scary movie.  It made me a-scared to go in the water, cuz then I might get got by a shark, and when they had the shark jump out of the water, and the policeman saw it, that was scary.  Then he said, "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"  It gave me the heeby-jeebys.  I liked the part where they were all singin, though.  That was a good song.  Show me the way to go home.  I'm tired, and I wanna go to bed.  I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head.

 

Jaws is the single greatest movie ever!  How can you beat a movie about a shark, directed by one of the greatest Jews in the world?  Spielberg is a cineminatic genius.  I'm also a shark, and a Jewish one at that.  Ba-DUM!  That's what sharks say.  I learned that in Jaws.  And the scene in the beginning, when Jaws gets the girl, and then he gets, um, a bunch of other people, that was neat!  I wanna watch it again.