Jaws was
a scary movie. It made me a-scared to go in the water, cuz then I
might get got by a shark, and when they had the shark jump out of the water,
and the policeman saw it, that was scary. Then he said, "We're gonna
need a bigger boat!" It gave me the heeby-jeebys. I liked the
part where they were all singin, though. That was a good song.
Show me the way to go home. I'm tired, and I wanna go to bed. I
had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head. |
Jaws is
the single greatest movie ever! How can you beat a movie about a
shark, directed by one of the greatest Jews in the world? Spielberg is
a cineminatic genius. I'm also a shark, and a Jewish one at that.
Ba-DUM! That's what sharks say. I learned that in Jaws.
And the scene in the beginning, when Jaws gets the girl, and then he gets,
um, a bunch of other people, that was neat! I wanna watch it again. |