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2003

This was a good year. I got born, and that was a bit of a hassle, cuz I was born in a dumpster with all my sibs, but I got rescued by some nice people, and they gave me nice food and water and toys, and then I got to be on TV, and I was a big star, and everyone loved me, and they loved me so much that a couple people came and took me to their house, and they're my friends, and I got a new brother and he's pretty nice too, and I like to play with him and I have lots of toys and food and lovin and stuff, and it's been a really good year for me, because of all that stuff that happened there.

This year sucked. It started out ok, but it just got worse and worse. First, no one would believe that I won the Superduper Bowl, even though I did. And Dumb Guy had to keep vacuuming, and I hate when he does that. There was also the times when they would try to keep me from eatin, cuz they said I'm too fat, but I'm not fat! I'm just big boned. The worst part of the year was when my best friend Kitten died cuz of his kitteny. That sucked a lot, cuz we were tight bros, yo, and I miss him, even though I'm finally the main cat. To make matters worse, they had to bring home that dumb girl cat, and I didn't like that one bit. So, 2003 sucked, and this is my noos page, so I'm right.