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Fuffy's Weight

Fuffy's a bit fat. The doctor said he needs to los a couple pounds, cuz he eats too much. I think he eats cuz he's upset and wants lovin, but also cuz he likes to eat. He needs to go on a diet though, or he might get anthrax or gout or something. I like to eat too, but I'm still young and growing, so it's ok for me. Fuffy's fat though.

I'm not fat. I'm just the right size. Sure I like to eat. Who doesn't? That doesn't make me fat. It just means I'm a fan of the food. Big deal. I think you need to go on a diet cuz you're dumb. I don't, cuz I'm not fat. It's all muscle. Anyway, I'm the main cat, and it's my body, so shut up. Jerk.