Tip 2: Sometimes you'll get fat kids, poor kids, and kids dressed like Satan.
It's best to give fat kids somethin helthy, like a apple. Poor kids are poor, so the last thing they need is dental bills, so give em pennies instead. If anyone's tryin to be a devil, save their souls with a Book of Mormon.
Tip 3: Always have a scary movie playin in the background, to highten the suspense.
Tip 4: If you're not gonna give out candy, at least put up a sign that says "Happy Halloween". It's the least you can do, and the kids will appreciate the effort.
