I asked TV's Wil Wheaton if I could immervyoo him for my noos page, and he said ok, and here's the immervyoo:
Dear Mr. TV's Wil Wheaton, sir,I'm a grey kitty cat, and I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of answering a few questions for my web page. I have interviewed other people for my page, including my friend, Kitten, and Jesus. Here are my questions: 1. Why do you spell your name with only one L? Are you in a hurry or something?
Because Jesus said he'd smite me, if I didn't. Hey, you interviewed him. You know what a hardass he can be.
2. Did you think Star Trek went downhill after Gene Roddenberry passed on? I mean, Star Trek without the opening monologue is like Star Wars without the opening crawl, or, um, Home Movies without the Squigglevision.
Yes. But do not worry too much. There's a Squigglevision version of Star Trek in the works.
3. What was up with your pants in Stand by Me?
You know, you're pretty nosy, for a kitten.
4. Jaws or Deep Blue Sea?
Jaws. Definitely Jaws. Although I think they'd both lose out to Flipper, part 3: In 3-D.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Good kitty!
I'm Fuffy T!
Wil