There's a game show on Comedy CEntral, and it's called Beat the Geeks, and there's, um, four geeks. There's a movie geek, amusic geek, a TV geek, and a special guest geek. I got to immervyoo the TV geek.
1. Isn't it cool that you're a big star on your favorite medium?
Yes, the coolest part id being interviewed by important reporters from important publications...and cats.
2. What was it like to appear in that Not Another Teen Movie movie?
A lot like eating fritos with chili on them.
3. I have a great idea for a TV show. It's about a greey kitty cat called Fuffy T, and he's a journalist, and he interviews famous people like Jesus and Wil Wheaton. Do you think that would work on, say, Fox or the WB?
Nothing really "works" on the WB
4. What's the longest your sideburns have been?
really long
5. Why won't J. Keith Van Straaten answer email?
He's not very internet savvy
Anyway, why does he go by J. Keith? Wouldn't it be easier to just go by Jay, or Keith?
Yes
6. Don't you think grey kitties are the greatest?
I cannot comment on that at this time.
