I went back in time to ancient Egypt and I immervyood the Pharoh who wouldn't let the Jews go.
1. How ya doin?
I'm all right. A little warm.
2. How come?
Because I've been stuck in the desert.
3. Yeah.... So, what was the deal with your brother, back in the day?
Who, Moses? Well, he decided he wanted to be part of a lesser people, and he insisted on my freeing all my slaves.
4. I think I saw that on Nightline or something.
So, I says to him, I says no. And so he sends his evil down upon me, like, a dozen times. So, finally, after he somehow had my oldest kid killed, I said screw it and let him leave.
5. Oh. Who were these lesser people, anyway?
The Hebrews.
6. Hey! I'm a Hebrew!
No, you're a cat. Why do you think I agreed to be interviewed?
7. I'm a Hebrew cat!
That's impossible. Cats are gods, and Hebrews only believe in one god, and a god can't believe that another god is the only god. That doesn't make sense.
8. You're not makin sense. Do you have a sexy wizard named Randal?
I think so. They don't tell me much.
9. So, after you finally agreed to let the Hebrews go, why'd you try to get em back?
The slaves were rightfully mine! I'm not gonna let some idiot brother take my property just because he killed a bunch of my people.
10. But they were Moses's people and my people.
You may think that, but it's just not true. I own them all, and I'm not going to part with them.
11. Please?
No.
12. I'll let you give me lovin.
That's ok.
13. LET MY PEOPLE GO!
I can't. I need them to build a grand royal commode.
14. LET MY PEOPLE GO!!
No way!
15. If you don't let em go, I'll name a condom after you.
Who's gonna buy a condom named Rameses?
16. Lotsa people. I'm from the future. LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!
No.
17. Fine. I'm not gonna talk to you no more.
Fine.
18. Fine.
