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Kelly's Kollum of Innernet Goodness |
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While I'm on vacation, I told Fuffy to print the list of winner in my little award show. If you have not seen/heard any of my choices, then get your butts to the library or video store, since I know what's best for everybody. Best Movie: a tie between "Braveheart" (Mel Gibson in a kilt- need I say more?) and "Road to Perdition." Best Movie to watch if bored off your butt: "XXX" Vin Diesel is the Generation Y James Bond. And he's got a lot of tatoos. Granted, Vin will never win an Oscar, but it's mindless fun. And this movie doesn't hurt quite as much as "Missing in Action 3." Best Actress: Franke Potente. Watch her kick some butt in "Run Lola Run," or steal the show from Matt Damon in "The Bourne Identity." Best Actor: Hugh Grant in "About a Boy." Hugh's finally had to act in this movie, and it turns out fabulous. Best Director: Kevin Smith. Catch "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," or "Dogma" if you've been living under a rock and never saw these movies. Or watch them again. Best TV show: a tie between "The Simpsons" and "24." The Simpsons is still funny and relevant 13 years later. Keifer Sutherland finally steps out of his dad's shadow in this show. The first season is better than the current one, but it's all good either way. Best TV if you currently live in prison: Oz. I really hope I don't have to explain why. Best album EVER: a tie between U2's "The Joshua Tree" and Garbage's "Version 2.0" I really hope I don't have to explain why these albums rock. Best album of the moment: a tie between Norah Jones' "Come Away with Me," and Tori Amos' "Scarlet's Walk." Best Song EVER: "Running to Stand Still" by U2 Best Song Currently: "Misunderstood" by Bon Jovi. Because there are times when we all should've just kept our big mouths shut. Best Video: "Misunderstood" by Bon Jovi. You have to see this video. It's funny as hell. The boy in this video is a jackass (No, I don't mean any member of Bon Jovi... Shut Up!) Best song to make out to: John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland." Best song to break up to: "Special" by Garbage Best song that disses Brittney Spears: "Just Drop Dead" by Limp Bizkit. This may be the one good thing they ever produce. So go to their website and listen to the song before Fred and Brittney get back together. Wait, they never were together. Oh, who the f**k cares anyway? And finally, the greyest Kitty in the Universe award goes to.....................FUFFY! I'm sure many of you are like, "She's stupid. I could write a better list while sitting on the toilet." Well, too bad. This is my collum. However, I will soon do a "What sucks like a Hoover" awards, so if you have any suggestions for nominees, email me at jennyp@bgnet.bgsu.edu 'Till next time, peace out yo! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! -Kelly :) |
