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Kelly's Kollum of Innernet Goodness |
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Well everybody, I survived DC, Iowa and am back to give you the post Spring Break wrap-up. DC, or also known as Operation "Wild on DC" went more or less ok. I saw some amazing things- the Capitol, the Senate Office Building, the Library of Congress, the Holocaust Museum, and other cool buildings. I saw the White House, but I couldn't go in because Bush is a poo-head. Oh well, he'll have to move out soon, anyways. The koolest thing I saw was the International Spy Museum. Everyone's a spy. Julia Child, Bob Hope, you name it, they were spies. And I learned how to do survaliance. If you ever go to DC, check it out. Where Operation "Wild on DC" was a failure was the people I went with. Imagine, if you will, having to baby-sit two 22 year olds for the entire trip. The most common phrases out of my mouth were "Show some f**king respect" and "would you please stop farting?" I kid you not. Apparently, I missed the memo that said it was cool to fart in front of people you only kinda know. I was going to call for a special Senate committe on this issue, and get a bill passed into law, since we were in the right place to do this, however I didn't have enough votes. The only person on my side was the janitor and a former intern of Trent Lott's. I knew I should abandon my bill right there. However, I have a meeting with a top Senate offical two days after hell freezes over. So, as soon as it starts snowing in Texas, I can meet with him. Well, Operation "Wild on DC" was mostly successful, only minor girl drama. So I guess in that case the ends justified the means. In a side note, it's obvious we're at war with Iraq now. If you're against the war, like I am, and want to show your dismay but don't want to get arrested, put a light in your window. It can be a candel or christmas lights or whatever. I have a flashlight in mine. Go to moveon.org if you want more information. Until next week, take care, and peace out yo! Luv, Kelly |
