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Bowling Green Gets Politikal



How do I love my school?  Let me count the ways....  Recently, here in BG, there has been a lot of politikal activity over the war.  There are those who are against the war, pro-troops, pro-war, and anti-Wendy's.  There are so many protests going on, I can't keep them all straight.  However, the most entertaining one is the anti-French movement.

As many of you may know, there is a movement in this country where you're supposed to throw wine in the sewers and run over French baggetts.  You're supposed to call French toast "freedom" toast and French fries "freedom fries."  Well, they've picked up on that big time in the town of Bowling Green.  I had a conversation with someone who was trying to convince me how cleansing it was to purge this country of
anything French and to rename all French things.  To show this yokel how f**king stupid he was, I told him about how I had to take a "freedom" placement test to go to the country of "Freedom" this summer to take "freedom" classes.  The guy told me I was a smart ass.  I told him to have a nice day.  He was dumbfounded.

I love it when people jump on the patriotism bandwagon.  It's one thing to have pride in your country.  It's another to only love it when we're at war.  It's kind of like those Cubs fans who only love them when they're winning and hate them when they're loosing.  Come to think of it, that's every sports fan.  

Well kids, that all for this week from Bowling Green, Iowa.  Tune in next week for the real meaning of Easter!

  -Kelly