Kelly's Kolloum of Innernet Goodness

The True Meaning of Easter

My friend, I'll call him Jered, never goes to church.  The only time he's stepped foot in one is when his brother got married, and he wore a yarmulke because he thought his brother was Jewish (he was really a Methodist).  So, being religiously challenged, one of his co-workers asked him about Ash Wednesday and Easter.  Here's the story:

Ash Wednesday is when they tried to crucify Jesus the first time.  Well, being the Son of God, he got off the cross and lived.  Well, this pissed off the Romans, so for 40 days, they tried to find Jesus and finish the job that they started.  When they got him again, they made sure to nail him to the cross this time so he couldn't get down.  Well, he died this time, and on Easter Sunday, he rose from the dead, with the help of the Easter bunny keeping a watch out for the guards, because Jesus was getting tired of being chased by the stupid guards.  So, that day, the Easter bunny egged everyone's house that was associated with the Roman government.  

And that, my friends, is why we celebrate Easter, according to Jered.

So, have a Happy Easter!  And if you don't celebrate the holiday, egg the house of all the people that you know who do.  -Kelly !!