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Return of the Kelly Kolloum

Well kiddies, I'm back from France, aka Freedomland.  Pardon my French (ha ha), but freedom my a**!  It has been a really rough month in France.  First off, there's Charles de Gaulle airport.  A red-flag should've gone off in my head when an airport is named after the world's most famous crybaby/coward.  Not only were the workers extremely rude, but someone's carry-on got blown up because the idiot American who wants to be French, left it by the baggage check in, so the French army took it outside and blew it up.  So then the idiot American starts screaming at the guard in French.  After holding up the line for 20 minutes, I was hoping they would take her outside and blow her up.  If there's one thing I can't stand more than the French at this point is the people want desperately to be French.

Then there's the strikes.  Everyone and their mom goes on strike at some point.  I'm not kidding.  I believe that the housewives want to form a union so they too don't have to work.  Today, as I was leaving, the trains decided to stop running altogether.  Thank gawd I stayed the night in Paris.

Then there's the spiders.  I never seen that many spiders in one area- and I'm talking about the dorm building that I lived in.  Some were blue and yellow, and I'm fairly sure that they were poisonous.  YUK!

So, needless to say, I'm happy to be home.  Tune in next week for more commentary on France.  Au Revoir, Kelly :)