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Yur Cheatin' Heart.
So, this week's Kolloum will be a rebuttal to a certain piece of noos that
Fuffy posted last week. Apparently, he said that I was cheatin' on him.
Well, I have not been cheating on Fuffy. I never kissed the guy on the
mouth or told him that I loved him. Silly kitty. And as far as him saying
that I'll never love him the way that he loves me (or something like that).
Well, I'm not sure if Fuffy's noticed or not, but I'm human and he's a cat.
I'm not sure we really could love each other
the same way, since cat love and people love are two different things.
Plus, I'm not looking for love right now- I'm looking for someone to take
me to dinner. That's basically it. Or to buy me things. But Fuffy's a
good kitty. In fact, he's the bestest, grayest kitty on earth! Yes he is!
:) If I was in a better place mentally, and he was human, who knows?
In other noos, I have to go back to Bowling Green school for yet another
excruciating school year. I don't know if I can do the stupid students and
their lame ass excuses for why they couldn't get their work done. Excuses
are not limited to: flight plans, grandparents dying, parents
divorcing, syphilis, getting a girlfriend pregnant, and "I just couldn't do
it, dude." At least the last guy was honest. I swear, if some of these
students would just put the same effort into their excuses as their
homework, everyone would pass the course. But, it could be worse- I could
work for the dragon lady once again and index one of her books. I can't
read her s#!t anymore. AGH! Thankfully, that part of my life is over. Now
it's back to grading papers.
Well, until next time kiddies. Take care and make sure to wash behind those
ears! -Kelly :)
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