Kelly's Kolloum of Innernet Goodness

The other day I was in the Dollar Store, and saw something that made me stop dead in my tracks and giggle a little- there were pregnancy tests in the store.  This got me to thinking- could you really trust something so important to the dollar store.  So, for this week's kolloum, Dumb Guy and I decided to give the dollar store pregnancy tests a try.  There was no possible way either Dumb Guy or I could be preggers; my "aunt flo" is visiting and, well Dumb Guy is a boy, thus it would be impossible for him to be preggers (unless he's a seahorse, and last time I checked, he was people).  So, armed with two dollars, we made our way to the dollar store out by the new Target in Mishawaka.  Once back at Fuffy T's house, Dumb Guy and I took our tests.  Happily, I tested negative for the mommy syndrome.  Great, but could a dollar store pregnancy test hold up to Dumb Guy?  Well, after waiting for two hours for D.G. to answer
"nature's call", the test also proved that D.G. was not going to be a mom, either.  So, if you're tight on cash and need to know if you're in a "family way" or not, then run on over to the dollar store and pick yourself up a test.  Or if you're really bored, you could see what else in your house is pregnant or not- pets, plants, that mac 'n' cheese that's been in your fridge since you first moved in.   Hey, it's only a dollar.

Well, my faithful readers, I have to return to Bowling Green this weekend, so stay tuned for more of my misadventures in that one horse town.  Until then, good night and good fight.  -Kelly :)