Kelly's Kolloum of Innernet Goodness

As you may or may not be aware of, I'm a teaching assistant at BGSU (not the Teacher's A$$ for those of you who are South Park fans).  Anyways, after a painful round of bad grammar, run-on sentences, and those who didn't even bother to do the assignment, but rather did their own thing, I'm beginning to wonder if I should be a professor or not.  I mean, these kids are dumb, but I don't think that they were born that way.  I think they're just a product of our failing education system, a system that has had problems since the god of the Republicans (Reagan) was in office.  So I'm thinking that maybe I should become an education reform lobbyist.  No one should go into college writing like the example here.  (FYI: this person is a sophomore).  So please, come election day, vote Bush out.  The man's not getting it right.  

In other news, mama I'm coming home this weekend!  Hooray!  The country bumpkins have lifted themselves up to new and obnoxious heights.  For example, one of my "colleagues"  called me a biznatch because I didn't go to her lame-a$$ birthday party the other weekend.  Here's the thing, I don't like her, she throw's sh!#$y parties, and I informed another student of this.  So now I'm mean for talking about her behind her back.  Whatever.  We're in graduate school, not 5th grade.  Seriously, I'm sick and tired of people who are 23 acting like they're 12 and just got their periods.  I'm starting to hate anyone who's never ventured out of the small towns that they were born in and will probably rob them of their lives precious.  UGH!

Sorry to go on a tangent this week, but I'm stressing and I need a beer.  So, on that note, I'm off like a prom dress.  Luv ya like a sis, Kelly :)