Words of Wisdom

"If you can't find a good man, raise one;
there's nothing wrong with dating a younger man."
- Lawanda Johnson

"I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.'
And God granted it." - Voltaire

"Paranoia, in which I think I'm not that confident:
A tiny hope that burns in my breath, a bitter smile
delights me at the end." - Lacuna Coil

"I'm going to memorize your name
and throw my head away." - Oscar Levant

"It is impossible to travel faster than
the speed of light, and certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off." - Woody Allen

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- George Carlin

"It's like waiting for the ocean to save you
from the waves; when you're so far under,
silent, never moving." - Finger Eleven

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in
groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"People demand freedom fo speech to make up for
the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Kierkegaard

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things
which escape those who dream only by night." - Edgar Allen Poe

"Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work -
I merely inflict myself upon the public." - Robert Morley

"I have too much respect for the idea of God
to make it responsible for such an absurd world."
- Georges Duhamel

"Under certain circumstances,
profanity provides a relief
denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"I've made a building that has 2000 floors
and when they all fall down I think you know
it's you they're falling for." - Poe